ze_maillard
27 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Born in Brooklyn, raised in Australia. Quite a bit of traveling since. Art school in Montreal, then Culinary school upstate.
Went back to school and finished a business/ hospitality degree with a Focus on Wine and ecology of food.

For the last year and a half i have been living in Melbourne.
I just recently came back....
Im ready to mingle.

ENFP/J if that's your thing👌
What I’m doing with my life
Living in Brooklyn....
Working in fine dining.
I have been going on some great hikes, and foraging for some interesting mushrooms. I have loads of pics feel free to ask!
I prefer getting my hands dirty, and i love cooking and pairing.
I’m really good at
Humble pie.............................................................................
Many things, i consider myself a jack of all trades. I have had so many jobs and experiences. I enjoy learning about everything, and getting hands on experience as much as i can. (Its a big plus if you do as well!)
Cooking!
Re-purposing everything, which sometimes can be problematic.
I forage, and was a purveyor of wild edibles for four years (awesome money for daily hikes).
I am a really fast walker, its a New York thing.

This doesn't look very humble.
The first things people usually notice about me
-Tall.
-Tattoos.
-Blue eyes.
-That i have irregular dance moves and i'm really, really good at the running man due to my lanky legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am currently reading anything i can get my hands on about the beverage business, journals, magazines, financial reports.....yay careers! The whole Enders game series, anything with fantasy im a sucker for, and a lot of War and criminal books, although i have read tons of stuff, im just generalizing........because this is a fucking dating website, get to know me and my library!

- Confessions of an English Opium Eater (current read) also "blueprints of the afterlife" it's so fucking good!!!!

Anything by Luc besson (tacky i know). I enjoy so many movies, I camped out for the latest star wars movie i guess when i was in 10th grade.
Breaking bad, the walking dead, game of thrones, arrested development. I like everything, im a netflix junkie.
I love "Munchies" by Vice magazine, its a really good series
Marco Polo, Luther, narcos, chefs table. Mind if s chef, somm, stranger things.

An eclectic mix, i dont really dislike anything.
Pick my musical brain!
Dead Kennedys'-Daft Punk- Dre-duke ellington
*MOTOWN*
Anything with a good beat gets me going , and i have a real soft spot for the bueno vista social club.

My biggest passion is growing my own foods(including raising backyard chickens in an urban environment). I try to eat mostly vegetarian and some fishies. I will never fully sacrifice the fundamentals of my culinary education and profession, so when it comes to my job and and the occasional exception, ill ante up on meat.
I am not into the terrible mistreatment of animals and the depletion of our environment. I'm not crunchy, i wear suits everyday.

BLACK COFFEE
WINE
BEER
SPIRITS
hazelnut and chocolate,
peanut butter and chocolate.
If you bake for me, you will have to my my heart really fast.
The six things I could never do without
Alcohol
food
Good company
Cold sheets after a hot shower
Petrichor
nature
-you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wine, Women, Walks, Wombats, Warriors, Watermelon, Water balloons, Walkie-talkies, Wrists, Wort, Weapons, Walls, Wankers, Wants, Withdrawal, Winston Churchill........ and thats just some of the daily W's from my sesame street categorized brain.

Also "Does anyone actually pay for this website?"

Why do people on the train cut their fingernails in public?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking.
Bar hopping.
Eating.
Enjoying life.
Sometimes taking it easy, netflix and wine, or tea!
Working / bar tending
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an Identical twin brother
I have 3 passports......
I am a badass Gardner (I get seed and flower magazines in my mailbox).
I live in crown heights.
You should message me if
If you were on a desert island, and there was a tree that grew only one meal....what would it be? (dont be practical! even if you're a sensible person)

If you are driven, you like nature, food and crafty shit.
Being pretty is never a bad thing!
If i can learn something from you (Teach me everything!).

I really like good table manners....thats a big plus.

If you know what the "maillard reaction" is.

Be spontaneous!
I don't Bite, message me, im good for a response with some kind of witty banter.
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