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My self-summary
To summarize, I don't think I'm going to find the girl of my dreams on a website. Prove me wrong.

You're single. I'm single.

Think about that for a bit.
Now think about this.

I want to meet the girl that's just about as happy with her life as I am, and is ready to have a real relationship. Not some four month fling like I've done a million times. boooooooooring. I think the ideal relationship is when you're best friends that just so happen to be lovers. So lets take things at a reasonable pace, get to know eachother and have a great time doing so.

I could tell you my whole life's story but good god that would be boring- I mean awesome.

My name? Well **** you, what's yours?
What do I do? Cool shit.
What kind of cool shit?
Well, I DJ once in a while and mainly work a 9-5.I'm big into 3D printing. Tinkering with electronics. I also do some pretty hardcore stuff on the computer. And I'm not even talking about all the porn I watch. But we'll get into that later.
I like to cook too, surprise surprise.
Basically went to school to work on movies and cinematics and video games as an environmental artist. Ask away if you'd like to see some of my work.

I keep myself pretty busy most of the time but I figured that with where I am in life right now, its just about the right time to let someone in. So yeah. That's me. Now who the hell are you?
What I’m doing with my life
Working a 9-5, hanging out with buddies, and taking things day by day. I finished college and have all this free time i never had before. Its kind of awesome.
I’m really good at
Really good at? I'm fucking awesome at everything.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shit, just ask me. This list is huge. But I'll summarize.

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Supernatural, Battlestar Galactica, Dr. Sexy MD, Breaking bad, Walking dead. And to think I used to hate tv!
Food? Anything that doesn't taste or look like poop. But I do love chilli dogs. Mmm.
The six things I could never do without
Good beer.
The essentials.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Myself, you selfish assholes.
On a typical Friday night I am
In a dark room lit only by my personal collection of lavender candles and the glow of my laptop screen while I intently watch the finest selection of brazzers HD videos.

But most of the time I'm just out at the bar with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Wouldn't you like to know?
You should message me if
You arent totally offended, or if you are you're here demanding an apology letter.

I'm honestly not going to be a dick and say who can and can't message me, so knock yourselves out. I'm always open to making new friends. And maybe more if you're like the shit or something.

I'm getting tired of meeting the same, boring types of people with more baggage than a suicide bomber. So surprise me. I like surprises. Just not the kind where you wake up in the morning and your butt feels funny.