zenoevil
47Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Life is good right now. I have everything nearly everything I need and more than I could want.

I'm not interested in hook-ups or friends with benefits. I'm looking for a real connection with people, but without the need for me to be the focus of their life.

I have been divorced for a number of years. I have two wonderful children, neither who live with me. One is in college and the other is about to graduate high school.

In myself and others I value: honesty and communication, open-mindedness, intelligence and common sense, knowing when to be an adult and when to play.

If it's your thing, on Myers-Briggs I am ENFP/ESFP. I fall at or on 50% between intuitive and sensing.

I love dancing (alone, because I dance like a white boy). I love concerts (so I can yell at them to turn it down because it's too loud.) I love children (so I can shake my cane at them and tell them to get off my lawn.) I have an odd sense of humor. I will try to make you laugh or at least get a groan or eye-roll out of one of my bad puns.

I am well-traveled. I have lived in a place where the sun set for 4 months out of the year. I have walked through every timezone on the planet just by walking in a large circle. (There are only two places on the planet you can do this.) I have stood on top of glaciers and walked miles through burning sands. I have hiked barefoot through the snow in a mountain pass. I have swam through an underground stream where the ceiling glowed. I have stood on a beach in winter with my bare feet in the sand warmed by a natural hot spring. I have not killed a grizzly with my bare hands nor would I want to try.

I'm finished with my world travelling (except maybe Scotland). My travel now is generally business trips and camping locally. I love waterfalls, thunderstorms, and the sound of rain. I love sunsets, walking on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Updated: 2017-02-23
What I’m doing with my life
Working from home for a leading-edge technology company.

Presently trying to figure out how to work less and play more. I would prefer to skip the work and just get a paycheck. Unfortunately, I wasn't born into the right family, I don't have the right connections, nor do I have enough blackmail material against a major evil corporation to pull it off.
I’m really good at
procrastinating. I'll fill in this section tomorrow.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shaved or closely trimmed head. My beard.

Sometimes my kilt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, I love books, movies, music and food.
Six things I could never do without
I have been to the abyss and back.

There is nothing I could do without except for the love and care of my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Shiny Squirrell!!!

My superhero name is Tangent Man!
On a typical Friday night I am
wishing my boss didn't live on the West Coast and like to work until 7pm (PST).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is probably something the NSA already knows about.
You should message me if
You have a humerus bone in your body.

You laugh or groan at parts of my profile.

You are geeky/nerdy or tolerant to such traits.

You aren't looking for a sugar daddy.
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