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My self-summary
I'm not your knight on a white horse to sweep you off your feet, but I am willing to walk the path beside you.

I'm not looking for marriage, but I would like to find someone to share my life with.

I have many sides. I'm a romantic, a philosopher, a realist, a scholar, an explorer, an engineer, a lover, an idealist, a sensualist, a devil, a hermit, and a fool. I'm not black or white but move in between. I also have an odd sense of humor.

Recently I realized I had only been existing. I'm trying to find the line between planning for my future and living for the day. Also trying not to step on any dead poets.

Divorced(many years), lean left in politics, open-minded, financially stable, follow a life philosophy rather than a religion.

The Texas summers no longer agree with me. I love being outdoors, but after nearly getting heat stroke I need air conditioning. I'd move north where it's cooler but all my friends and kids live here. Driving my Jeep with the top off has to happen in the late evening or when it's not summer.

I love dancing (alone, because I dance like a white boy). I love concerts (so I can yell at them to turn it down because it's too loud.) I love children (so I can shake my cane at them and tell them to get off my lawn.) I have an odd sense of humor. I will try to make you laugh or at least get a groan or eye-roll out of one of my bad puns.

I am well-traveled. I have lived in a place where the sun set for 4 months out of the year. I have walked through every timezone on the planet just by walking in a large circle. (There are only two places on the planet you can do this.) I have stood on top of glaciers and walked miles through burning sands. I have hiked barefoot through the snow in a mountain pass. I have swam through an underground stream where the ceiling glowed. I have stood on a beach in winter with my bare feet in the sand warmed by a natural hot spring. I have not killed a grizzly with my bare hands nor would I want to try.

I love waterfalls, thunderstorms, and the sound of rain. I love sunsets, walking on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. Can you guess which 5 of these are true?

I see more travel in my future.

Did I mention I have an odd sense of humor?

Updated: 2017-08-20
What I’m doing with my life
Presently trying to figure out how to work less and play more. I would prefer to skip the work and just get a paycheck. Unfortunately, I wasn't born into the right family, I don't have the right connections, nor do I have enough blackmail material against a major evil corporation to pull it off.
I’m really good at
procrastinating. I'll fill in this section tomorrow.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shaved head. My beard. Sometimes my kilt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a subscription to Psychology Today. I enjoy reading about philosophy. I read a lot of science fiction.

For video media I lean towards watching science fiction, fantasy, criminology, and educational.

My musical tastes cover decades, from old country songs, metal, grunge, alternative, pop, techno. I don't care for rap.

With food, I'm a picky eater but willing to try foods I haven't had before. I'm a carnivore more than an omnivore. I enjoy discovering new restaurants.
Six things I could never do without
My friends and my kids
My dog
Air Conditioning
Indoor Plumbing
Breaking the Fourth Wall
The number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how things work, and if I take something apart will I be able to reassemble it.
On a typical Friday night I am
wishing my boss didn't live on the West Coast and like to work until 7pm (PST).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is probably something the NSA already knows about.
You should message me if
You have a humerus bone in your body.

You laugh or groan at parts of my profile.

You are geeky/nerdy or tolerant of such traits.

You aren't looking for a sugar daddy.
The two of us