46Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I am a quirky, kind person with a passion for my life-work which is rescuing rabbits...I know sounds nuts. I work in conjunction with other rescues and agencies and am actually developing my own program. That being said-I have lots of rabbits-so, those who are not interested in pets, I am likely not the friend for you. I also used to work with special needs kiddos-I retired from the schools about a year ago...kids are super funny. In addition I am involved in the medical cannabis industry-something to be aware of as the animals and this take up a good portion of my waking world. I am also a tv nut, Just recently got pretty deep into anime. I love all things zombie, all things adult swim and many other stupid programs that are likely to lower my IQ points...I mourn Arrested Development and Little Britain and love Bob's Burgers for the one liners-my favorite is "Dollar, whiskey, dollar scotch, dollar bourbon, dollar crotch!" oh yeah and "my heart just pooped it's pants" and this gem "Channel 6 news, they'll finger anything with a pulse!" Thank you Bob's Burgers! Update 2/14-New favorite show At Midnight, love it!

I should mention, I am very, very loyal to my family and care deeply for my adult son-no matter how old your child gets, they will always be your child and I would crawl over burning glass to save him-should it come down to an apocalyptic type situation that would require such a thing. Not to say he isn't a giant pain in my ass a great deal of the time...cause he is-but there is nothing he could do that would make me not love him...if you are a parent and do not feel this way-we cannot be friends. I just thought I should put that out there so ya'll are clear...it is important.

Update 8/14/2013-I am going to mention this right up front to save time: I don't bike, hike, run(unless being chased by something awful and only faster than the slowest person), camp, climb (except a step stool to get that pesky cobweb), travel (unless you count my pilgrimages to Las Vegas) and hmmm what else does everyone else seem to list on their profile um, just pretty much expect I don't do it...I am a terrible person-do not under any circumstance contact me. Dear lord-don't do it! Thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
In doing much of my volunteer work over the years I have realized, I feel everyone on this planet should have access to basic needs-with that in mind I do not necessarily consider myself an American-rather, I feel I am an Earthling and am part of the human race and we should not limit aid to one continent or another-we all live on the same planet. I highly endorse the Life Straw. -just fyi.
I’m really good at
Running with Scissors
Plays well with others(sometimes)
Calming jittery squirrels
I have really bendy thumbs
Tripping on a flat surface for no apparent reason
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Shaun of the Dead-anything with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, I was a huge fan of Little Britain when that was on, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Bleach, Squidbillies..I watch an appalling amount of TV-well not tv, I can't afford it, but hulu/netflix.

I do enjoy reading young adult literature as well as satire and horror short stories...all sorts of stuff...I used to like to go to meet the authors at readings when my son was young...it was a fun hobby.

I love Thai food, Chinese, Japanese, I am a semi vegetarian, too lazy to go all the way, but I feel guilty about it so sort of evens out.
Six things I could never do without
This is just a general list-not for zombie-survival.

My mop is my favorite thing I love my mop-it is a self wringing model and I keep it ready to use in the utility sink because I have a very bad dog. I mop daily.

My cat Olive, she is my best friend.

lip gloss/chap stick-I am addicted.


Wipes-facial and cleaning-love em!

Oh and...my son, he is an adult-kinda, working on it-but is a great person and I wouldn't want to ever be without him in my life.

I am a "blanket girl" I love my blanket and become emotionally attached to it. I won't let it go until it is so threadbare and there is no stuffing left. I have attachment issues ;O)

This list subject to change at my whim
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cheeses of the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, sometimes, actually more often than I would like to admit, I am playing the home version of the ever popular games "find the smell" or "who peed here!?!" of course there are no winners in either game. But, if I finish in time I can relax and watch "my stories" just chill out and stop cleaning after these beasties and enjoy some zone out time.
The two of us