I used to love my profile nice and clean but apparently it's time to use some more words in order to keep loving this site.
I almost never answer to messages that say just "hi". I try to but there's no point. I also don't answer to super long copy-pasted messages. I waste a lot of time browsing through profiles that don't interest me in general just because I want to act nicеly.
that is no more. I am here for a reason - like pretty much everybody - and my reason is that I want to meet interesting people for... activities. most probably just because I have a cunt my inbox is full of guys that wrote me for no reason (like... just because). I want to keep meeting cool people here and I don't want to miss them when I delete all messages because of some random weirdos.
sorry for being a cunt but that's how this site works for people with cunts anyway. double-check: just so I know that you've read this "self-summary" please start your messages with the word "moist". everything else goes in the trash. thank you.
and I have to make it even longer. I admit it - I'm picky. I know or I think I know when I am not going to like someone and I don't waste my time.
I also realize that I am not saying much about myself but I advice you to follow your gut feeling. if something feels odd, don't message me. you're probably right.
I'll try to be a bit more specific just so you can get the idea:
"Master and Margarita" is my favorite book if there is such. here you can inform yourself a bit more:
I can't list favorite movies since they're so many and I love them equally, even though they come from different parts of the world, different genres, different authors and all that. Naked is one of my favorite movies, if not the most, although I've seen it just once and hardly remember it. The Serbian Rane is something I can never get tired of watching.
shows: Skins, Generation Kill, Saturday Night Live, Shameless, Game of thrones, Misfits, occasional anime, Rick & Morty
I'm a big fan of comedy too. I love stand-up comedy, namely Louie, Carlos Mencia, Carlin, I like Monty Python, I like Adult swim, David Firth's stuff, Cartoon network, my silly cat...
"I don't even understand what I don't understand"