31Woodside, United States
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My self-summary
I'm neither French nor a painter.

I'm easy going, making me easy to get along with. I enjoy playing video games, reading, watching tv and movies. I could usually be found hanging out with my friends.

I am the result of an Irish and Jewish parents, which I guess makes me a cheap drunk. I'm also Polish and Lithuanian, but I'm not sure how to mix that into that joke.

I recently moved to Woodside and I'm still getting settled in. It is nice to have access to a kitchen again and I can't wait to practice new recipes in it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as an assistant as I save up for grad school.

I'm also looking for the ultimate recipe. I'm not sure to what yet. I just know that it has to be out there somewhere and that I will find it. Basically if my plan to teach doesn't work out the way I want, my backup plan is to become a chef.
I’m really good at
I like to think that I am good at baking, in that I have gotten requests and death threats to make more rice krispie treats from various people that I know. Also for my pancakes as well. Just basically an assortment of baked goods. If you're lucky and I have free time, maybe I'll make you some.

I also have a strange influence over small animals. They seem to love me and sometimes actually listen to me when I give them orders.

I'm also I'm told that I give a good massage. Several friends have told me that they will kidnap me so I can be their personal masseuse.

And Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
The first things people usually notice about me
Definitely my eyes. They change color from blue to green to gray. But if I'm wearing sunglasses, people definitely notice my smile. I won it from the devil in a poker game.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is American Gods by Neil Gaiman. He is one of my favorite authors, followed by Terry Pratchett. I would read anything these two write. I also love Fahrenheit 451, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Neverwhere, Siddhartha, The Disc World series, The Ugly American, and 1984.

As for movies I enjoy action, comedy, sometimes romance, thrillers, suspense...just about anything really. What I love though are bad movies that don't try to be good. Such as Balls of Fury, Buckaroo Banzai, Hobo with a Shotgun, and Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Basically you can see a pattern.

My favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Robot Chicken, Walking Dead, Regular Show, Dr. Who, The IT Crowd, Adventure Time, That Mitchell and Webb Look, and Freaks and Geeks. I basically like comedies and sci-fi shows.

And as for food, I'll try anything.
Six things I could never do without
My computer, my friends, the gps in my phone, books, puzzles, and good music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world would be a better place if we all had more cookies.

Recently I've been thinking about if I have time to dress up for Halloween and also what to dress up as.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either doing a late shift at work, out with friends, or catching up on movies on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've rewarded myself after exercising with an ice cream sandwich.

When I was younger, I thought cats an dogs were the same species of animal. Cats were female and dogs were the male.
You should message me if
You get the reference and it made you laugh a little, you want to know more about me, you know a good recipe that you feel that I should know, or you just want to say hi.
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