28Edwardsville, United States
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My self-summary
How do you summarize yourself? I'd say I'm a pretty funny person who is looking to meet new people. I'm into a wide array of things and I'm open to trying a lot. I'm definitely looking for someone attractive but at the same time she can also have a glass of scotch/wine and watch an awful movie with me or see who can get the highest score in Pac Man.

My interests include guitar, basketball, video games, movies and television, and computers.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently a computer programmer contracted to the Department of Defense. Yes, I'm a nerd lol. But a nerd with very high earning potential.
I’m really good at
Guitar, basketball, computers, jokes, and video games.

Also singing and voice-acting, but I don't do that often.
The first things people usually notice about me
I start out quiet and get funnier the longer you know me.

Also my very, very green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter (shut up), Stephen King, mysteries

Movies: Tommy Boy, Grandma's Boy, Se7en, Memento, The Shining, Almost Heroes (I've seen this movie over 50 times), Anything with Sam Rockwell

Shows: Futurama for comedy, currently White Collar for drama. Also enjoy HIMYM, X-Files, Scrubs, House was okay, Monk, That 70's Show, and the first few seasons of Family Guy (it's awful now).

Music: all kinds, but a special love for Metallica and guitar. I also have a big interest in blues/jazz/rock guitarists.

Food: pizza, but I try not to eat it. I like a LOT of different kinds of food, not picky at all. I really enjoy going out to specialty places and trying what they are famous for.
Six things I could never do without
1. Video games. Yes, that is #1
2. Basketball
3. Guitar (see a pattern here?)
4. Laughing
5. Sex (who could?)
6. My legs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You probably shouldn't ask a man that question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games if I'm alone, otherwise going out or being cozy with a movie or TV show. I love little bars with things to do like pool and darts. Clubs are okay if I feel like embarrassing myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like to sing, but good luck getting me to.

Also, I've read every Harry Potter book at least 3 times.
"Harry Potter doesn't make you gay!"
You should message me if
You like anything you see here :) I'm open and friendly to anyone not looking to rob me.

Really? Ok. Message me if you want a smart, funny guy to talk to.
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