27Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
Life is kinda like clothing. Some shirts fit like a glove, but some pants are impossible to zip up while wearing. Any idea I come across can be tried on and maybe worn in public for a few days, but clothing is not permanent. Our bodies change, and the environment wears the clothes down. We either tailor our shorts to our new needs, or donate them and buy new clothes. But I would ultimately say you'll never know right off the bat if that designer name shoe will fit your feet from looking only at the number. You have to try them on and determine that yourself, no matter what the salesman says
What I’m doing with my life
Got a big boy job at a networking company. I mostly deal with network admins and their fevered egos. Outside of work, I endlessly try new restaurants, smoke meats, bake cakes, noodle on my instruments, take pictures of my friends doing weird shit, photoshop those photos, and manage to juggle the small amount of friends and acquaintances I have.
I’m really good at
Coming up the most ridiculous situations or ideas
Making people laugh
Staying calm... For the most part
Being reliable
Giving back massages
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair or goofy attire
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These days, I rarely watch movies and barely ever watch TV. Once a month every year Ill get the urge to play a video game, but I focus more on other things like my job or cooking.

As a film majo at one pointr, I have a library of beloved movies. But, for brevity, Schizopolis, Being John Malcovich, and Holy Mountain are some of my favorites.

I read off and on, and when I do, its mostly comprehensive guides to philosophy, photography, or psychology. Nietzsche is awesome, and so is Kurt Vonnegut. These days though, its mostly reading technical guides and textbooks for my job.

Don't watch traditional TV, because I firmly believe that commercials are visual lobotomies. But there are good shows, like Rick and Morty, Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, or Six Feet Under.

I would never say I enjoy all genres because there is some music that makes me puke at first note. I do enjoy bands like Mr. Bungle, Dream Theater, Circa Survive, Daft Punk, Gorguts, Animals as Leaders, John Coltrane, Chick Corea, Herbie Hancock, Wayne Shorter, Igor Stravinsky, Chopin, Weather Report, Devin Townsend, Wu Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Genesis, and so forth.
Six things I could never do without
My computer
Good food
Water (Its my Elixer for Life)
Electrical Outlets ( I rely so much on them for my activities)
My perception, which tells me this question is bullshit and should stop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My existence, the things people say, what to eat, the future, mapping out alternative or non existent situation about everything I encounter, how to manage my money, some song stuck in my head, and daily objectives.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, getting ready for a busy ass weekend.
Trying some restaurant i had bookmarked on yelp.
At some craft beer establishment, sampling things I havent tried before.
Doing a photoshoot.
Working out before hanging out with friends.
Grocery store shopping in preparation for a weekend long marathon in the kitchen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate when people sneeze.
I hate when people say "How are you"
I love smelling things (even if its terrible stuff like shit or belly button lint)
I hate reggae.
I hate touching high traffic items (like door knobs, gas pumps, and money) and find ways to avoid direct hand contact.
I dont like compliments and much rather listen to constructive criticism.
I dont like Italian food most of the time.
I hate soup, unless Im sick.
I hate when people wish me a happy birthday.
I hate the sun when its beaming right into my face during the late afternoon.
I have a general disdain for Florida.
You should message me if
You are different from the majority
Enjoy intellectual yet silly conversations
You're not uber religious and close minded
Want to hang out
The two of us