36 Roslindale, United States
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My self-summary
I'd like to say I'm an amusing eccentric, but that kinda makes me sound like a manic pixie dream girl and that sort of business gives me the heaves.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass, taking names, and then forgetting those names because I didn't write them down.

I'm a copywriter for a retail website; I write about toys, mostly. And I'm pretty involved in lefty political activism. It's my thing. I have no illusions that any one group has all of the answers to fix everything that's wrong with the world, but it makes me happy to try.
I’m really good at
Writing, editing, being a shoulder to cry on, giving unwanted advice, storytelling, reciting dirty jokes, Galaga, karaoke, and either knowing what I'm talking about or fooling you into thinking I know what I'm talking about.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you're a fan of the librarian look, then baby, you're in luck! (Really, I'm not sure how I wound up not being a librarian.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I have A LOT of books. I moved house recently and discovered that after I got rid of all of the dross, the bulk of my collection is now comics and graphic novels. Make of that what you will.

Music: Belle & Sebastian, Jellyfish, The Posies, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, The Smiths, Elliott Smith, the Zombies, Of Montreal, Nick Drake, the Lucksmiths, the Dead Milkmen, the Descendents, etc.

TV: Total cartoon fiend. Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Venture Bros, Archer, Simpsons, Bob's Burgers. Plus Buffy.

I also really enjoy coffee with whiskey. In the matter of fact, I'm drinking coffee with whiskey RIGHT NOW.

(Right now is 2pm on a Saturday, when I'm writing this, not 2am on a Wednesday when you're reading this.)
The six things I could never do without
Shenanigans, tomfoolery, nonsense, absurdity, insanity, and a thesaurus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it that guys keep writing that they're looking for "a partner in crime," but then when I suggest sticking up a liquor store for a first date, I never hear back?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either in the bars, or eating cars with the man from Mars. Only now, I heard that the man from Mars has stopped eating cars and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. How is a girl to keep up?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's only one way I could possibly be less interested in Crossfit and other obsessive fitness regimens: I would have to actually be dead. Actually totally dead.
You should message me if
You can make me as happy as this song does: