37 Roslindale, United States
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My self-summary
I'd like to say I'm an amusing eccentric, but that kinda makes me sound like a manic pixie dream girl and that sort of business gives me the heaves.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass, taking names, and then forgetting those names because I didn't write them down.

I'm a copywriter for a retail website; I write about toys, mostly. Also, I am a socialist. Pretty serious about it. Be nice to me and I'll give you a free newspaper.
I’m really good at
Writing, editing, puns, dirty jokes, unsolicited advice, political rants, Galaga, karaoke, drawing, making people jump out of their chairs when I laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you're a fan of the librarian look, then baby, you're in luck! (Really, I'm not sure how I wound up not being a librarian. Given that I have a huge personal library, I might as well just call myself a librarian already.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm a literary omnivore, but my collections of comics and graphic novels and my collection of political books are probably the most impressive.

Music: Belle & Sebastian, Jellyfish, The Posies, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, The Smiths, Elliott Smith, the Zombies, Of Montreal, Nick Drake, the Lucksmiths, the Dead Milkmen, the Descendents, etc.

TV: Total cartoon fiend. I am deeply obsessed with Adventure Time and Steven Universe.

I also really enjoy coffee with whiskey. In the matter of fact, I'm drinking coffee with whiskey RIGHT NOW.

(Right now is 2pm on a Saturday, when I'm writing this, not 2am on a Wednesday when you're reading this.)
The six things I could never do without
Shenanigans, tomfoolery, nonsense, absurdity, insanity, and a thesaurus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it that guys keep writing that they're looking for "a partner in crime," but then when I suggest sticking up a liquor store for a first date, I never hear back?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either in the bars, or eating cars with the man from Mars. Only now, I heard that the man from Mars has stopped eating cars and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. How is a girl to keep up?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's only one way I could possibly be less interested in Crossfit and other obsessive fitness regimens: I would have to actually be dead. Actually totally dead.

Not that I have an issue with physical fitness, and I'd love to get into better shape. Just, like, I would never make it an actual hobby, that shit is duller than dirt.
You should message me if
You can make me as happy as this song does: