37 Roslindale, United States
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My self-summary
I'd like to say I'm an amusing eccentric, but that kinda makes me sound like a manic pixie dream girl and that sort of business gives me the heaves.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass, taking names, and then forgetting those names because I didn't write them down.

I'm a copywriter for a retail website; I write about toys, mostly. Also, I am a socialist. Pretty serious about it. Be nice to me and I'll give you a free newspaper.
I’m really good at
Writing, editing, puns, dirty jokes, unsolicited advice, political rants, Galaga, karaoke, drawing, making people jump out of their chairs by laughing really loudly,
The first things people usually notice about me
If you're a fan of the librarian look, then baby, you're in luck! (Really, I'm not sure how I wound up not being a librarian. Given that I have a huge personal library, I might as well just call myself a librarian already.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm a literary omnivore, but my collections of comics and graphic novels and my collection of political books are probably the most impressive.

Music: Belle & Sebastian, Jellyfish, The Posies, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, The Smiths, Elliott Smith, the Zombies, Of Montreal, Nick Drake, the Lucksmiths, the Dead Milkmen, the Descendents, etc.

TV: Total cartoon fiend. I am deeply obsessed with Adventure Time and Steven Universe.

I also really enjoy coffee with whiskey. In the matter of fact, I'm drinking coffee with whiskey RIGHT NOW.

(Right now is 2pm on a Saturday, when I'm writing this, not 2am on a Wednesday when you're reading this.)
The six things I could never do without
Shenanigans, tomfoolery, nonsense, absurdity, insanity, and a thesaurus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it that guys keep writing that they're looking for "a partner in crime," but then when I suggest sticking up a liquor store for a first date, I never hear back?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either in the bars, or eating cars with the man from Mars. Only now, I heard that the man from Mars has stopped eating cars and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. How is a girl to keep up?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's only one way I could possibly be less interested in Crossfit and other obsessive fitness regimens: I would have to actually be dead. Actually totally dead.

Not that I have an issue with physical fitness, and I'd love to get into better shape. Just, like, I would never make it an actual hobby, that shit is duller than dirt.
You should message me if
You can make me as happy as this song does: