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My self-summary
"Nice to meet you where you been, I can show you incredible things..."

Oh, hello there!

Let's see, about me: I have lived in New York my whole life, recently immigrated to Astoria and having a blast out here.

How I might describe myself: If I were your handbag, not only would I have the wherewithal to be your fancy Hermes (you know, the one you only bring out on special occasions), but I could also be your 4 year old Coach purse that's practical and reliable.

I love exploring the city, so let’s grab a drink and see if there's chemistry. I can't wait to meet you!
What I’m doing with my life
Daily Manhattan hustle & bustle, mostly. I work in finance... but I'm not a finance-bro, really! I am not pretentious at all, I am SUPER down to Earth. Ask literally anybody who knows me. I do a lot of sporty stuff (Tough Mudder; snowboarding; paintball; flag football!) for fun, too.
I’m really good at
Navigating New York; keeping the party going; dancing (see picture #1); pairing wine with food; making witty quips at any given situation; picking the perfect music for a specific situation; watching TV; cuddling; paintball!

And losing my cell phone :(
The first things people usually notice about me
People often notice my laughter and my 'at-ease' attitude, and I guess I am funny and witty. Also, the fact that I am SUPER outgoing, love karaoke, and am mildly obsessed with Arrested Development.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 100 Years of Solitude, Friends of My Youth, The Postmortal, Holidays On Ice, The Little Prince, The Alchemist, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, To Kill A Mockingbird

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Wall-E, Mean Girls, The Princess Bride, Goodfellas, Knocked Up, Anchorman, Guardians of the Galaxy, Inglourious Basterds.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Lost, The Wire, The Simpsons, Modern Family, Community, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Westworld.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Outkast, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Who, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Muse, Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ja Rule, A Tribe Called Quest, The Offspring, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Carlos Santana, Cream, Boston, Notorious B.I.G., Kanye West.

Food: Japanese, burgers, Thai, Italian. Come to think of it, I love pretty much every cuisine that I've tried, except Egyptian. I'm sorry, Egypt! It's not you; it's me, I swear.
Six things I could never do without
-Witty banter
-Bacon cheeseburgers (I am such a good Jew)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Arrested Development jokes, thermodynamics, Elon Musk's plans to get humanity on Mars, good karaoke songs, and WHY IS RENT IN NEW YORK SO EXPENSIVE?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working at the Frozen Banana Stand. Because remember- there's always money in the Banana Stand!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-Half of my jogging setlist is Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, N'Sync, and Britney Spears.

-The scenes in The Lion King when (**SPOILER ALERT**) Simba talks to Mufasa's ghost, and when Mufasa dies, those two scenes get me every damn time.
You should message me if
... if you want to try the best coffee in New York.

... if the prospect of exploring craft beer spots all over New York sounds fun to you, and you want to expand your horizons in the wonderful world of beer.

... if you're down to talk about chaos theory, the technological singularity, or how Wall-E is basically the greatest movie of all time.

... if you like having fun!
The two of us