I'm joking. I can't believe so many guys do that. Hilarious.
I'm a New York raised, New York educated, and New York mastered guy. And shockingly, I look the same in my pictures as I do in real life.
If I were your handbag, not only would I have the wherewithal to be your fancy Hermes (you know, the one you only bring out on special occasions), but I could also be your 4 year old Coach purse that's practical and reliable. Bottom line: I clean up great after a lazy Netflix weekend, a run in Central Park, or cooking dangerously with you.
I love exploring the city, so let’s grab a drink and see if there's chemistry. I can't wait to meet you!
In terms of the day-to-day activities, other than the typical New Yorkian bar/music festival/general exploring, nothing relaxes me like a nice, long swim in a cold pool. Except maybe a delicious, juicy, thick steak (medium rare, of course), with an aromatic, aged red wine to wash it down.
And losing my cell phone :(
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Mean Girls, The Princess Bride, Love Actually, Goodfellas, Rock'N'Rolla, Gladiator, Die Hard, Iron Man, Knocked Up, Anchorman, Inception, Inglourious Basterds, Hustle and Flow.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Lost, The Wire, The Simpsons, Modern Family, Community, Mad Men.
Music: Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Outkast, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Who, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Muse, Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ja Rule, A Tribe Called Quest, The Offspring, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Carlos Santana, Cream, Boston, Notorious B.I.G., Kanye West.
Food: Japanese, burgers, Thai, Italian. Come to think of it, I love pretty much every cuisine that I've tried, except Egyptian. I'm sorry, Egypt! It's not you; it's me, I swear.
She is attractive and sweet, quick-witted and mature- and yet, irreverent and completely independent.
Educated and street smart, she is open to new things. She has similar interests, but can also offer me something new. She considers herself a challenge, and she laughs a lot.
She has good friends, and prefers discussing ideas and events rather than people. She has a passion.
Okay so, before this turns into a Billy Joel song, if you think this adequately describes you, or you're just really fucking cool, you should message me. Like I said- I can't wait to meet you!