I'm Zach.....I don't like to brag about myself, at least not about anything I can't prove lol......most guys probably tend to tell you a million facts about themselves and hope something sticks to the wall instead of telling you the essence of what they're really about. People say I'm really funny and tend to laugh whenever I tell jokes. I'm really sarcastic at all times. My sense of humor is kind of dark and cruel, except for I love "that's what she said" jokes. I am a basketball fanatic, I play all lot and have been an LA Lakers fan since as long as I can remember. Living in the city, I like to people-watch to see the funny dumb things people do. Food is one of my passions, I like to bake, cook, and go to restaurants and try new foods. I really like to cook for other people, maybe I can cook for you some time.
I'm a very versatile person, I get along well with lots of people. I can dress up (very sharp too lol) and go a social event or to the theater (real theater, not movies) or put on some athletic gear and hang and feel comfortable in either setting. I am an extremely passionate person in all aspects of life. Whether it be music, cooking, or my job, I give everything I do my utmost effort (hopefully you can be a part of this). I love a good debate, and I love grammar. Like I said before, telling jokes is another thing I am really good at, people always seem to laugh at the things I say, but that may just be because I'm crazy or something (fingers crossed).
I'm looking for more than just a pretty face. I want a girl that can enjoy a witty, intellectual, sometimes intense conversation. The more existential the conversation the better. There's nothing I like more than having a conversation that starts with noticing someone's earrings, to turning into a discussion about the vestibular system, that ends in cracking jokes about how much of a nerd I really am. I want someone that knows what they like and what they are passionate about and isn't afraid to stand up for it, but also is open to new experiences. I really like going for random, aimless walks with no particular destination, so if you like to do that too you get bonus points in my book! As far as appearance is concerned, I'm pretty open as to what I want. Most women are beautiful in one way or another. I usually do prefer taller girls (in the 5'6 and above range) but please don't think I'll reject you if you're shorter! If you're a flake, or someone who wants to get by on their looks alone, please move on. That's not what I'm looking for. I want someone special and you should message me if you are as special on the inside as you are on the outside.
My favorite quote: "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what, then, is an empty desk the sign of?"
I am a Harry Potter trivia champion. If you don't believe me, ask me anything about any of the books. Other than that, I read rationalist literature.
I love to cook, so any kind of food is good with me pretty much. As long as I can learn how to cook it. I LOVE baking so anything sweet is my favorite. I am a root beer aficionado also!
1. People on here who are already seeing someone. Go brag about it to someone else and get over yourself.
2. People on here who are looking for only friends. Go do something that's a hobby of yours, talk to people while doing it, and get over yourself.
3. People on here who just broke up with their boyfriend: Either take him back or don't bring him up at all. Get over yourself.
4. People on here who lie about what they want. Don't say you want someone that's a nice guy, then when you meet one tell him that he's more friend material because he's too nice. Get over yourself.
5. People who take duck face pictures. Nobody thinks it's cute. Get over yourself.
6. People on here who barely fill out anything on their profile then act all indignant when a guy sends you a generic sounding message or compliments you for your pictures. You didn't give him anything to go on. Get over yourself.
How to stay out of boxes. And boxes people put themselves in or allow themselves to be put into. Life in general, and hypocrisies of society. Also, cooking, my work, basketball. What my acceptance speech would be like if I ever won some big award like a Nobel Peace Prize or something. How badly I wish the ending to the Harry Potter series wasn't such a letdown. Everybody should have died. Fact.
Let's see.....also I often think about Ghostface Killah's bracelet, and more importantly, how to acquire it. Bonus points to you if you know about the bracelet I'm referring to. And I think about how to become an honorary member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
Second and secondmost, if you can live with the ~95 percent probability that I'm more intelligent than you are.
Third and thirdmost, if you actually want to meet in person.
Like I said earlier, if you are more than just a pretty face. I want someone who's just as pretty on the inside as on the outside and I can't emphasize it enough.
You realize that when a girl messages a guy it pretty much guarantees her a date if she wants one.
You are willing to meet in person!!!
And if you can actually explain what it is that makes your sense of humor sarcastic, other than the fact that everyone seems to say so.
And yes, I was serious about the duckface thing. NO DUCKFACE.