I am Funny, Witty, and full of pith.
Music: I heart the metal. It comes from hell, and I'm okay with that. Black Sabbath and Motörhead are good times. I'm currently super into Ghost, Amon Amarth, Battlecross, Gojira, Gruesome, Death (the old school death metal band, the punk outfit is fine too I guess) Iron Maiden, Red Fang, The Sword, Gwar. I also like Mastadon (the band, not really the large wooly elephant, they seem like they could be a douche if you ever met one) I also am into Foo Fighters in ways a man ought not be.
Books: Mostly humor and biography. I like Nick Hornby. I enjoy Brad Meltzer. I just got a Kindle, and loaded it with 45ish books. I'll be there for the next few days.
Shows: I watch a lot of History Channel documentaries. I also am into Arrow, Conan, Community, The Daily Show, The Walking Dead, Dexter, the Simpsons, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Doctor Who, and Doctor Who.
Food: I like to cook. I eat.