25Lawrenceville, United States
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My self-summary
I am just a Slytherin S class darkstalker that is trying to be the very best pokemon trainer all while defending Hyrule.

I plan on dying alone with 789346 cats.

Also if you keep visiting my profile constantly and don't reply to a message you're kind of creepy.
What I’m doing with my life
who cares you're not reading this anyways
xoxo gossip fag
I’m really good at
Doing something stupid
writing dating profiles
video games
getting everyone I love to hate me
The first things people usually notice about me
Obnoxiously large feet
Obnoxiously Loud
Obnoxiously Greying, well not obnoxiously but I wanted to follow the trend
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
>TV:RupaulsDragRace (pandora for life)
>Books: Implying I can read
>Movies: Anything with showtunes or Natalie Portman
>Music: CRYSTAL CASTLES, Mr. Oizo, Lady (fa)Gaga, Skrillex, I Haunt Wizards, Azealia Banks, Die Antwoord, Iggy Azalea, Tyler the Creator, 2 chainz, Tyga, Yellawolf, MGK, Lady, The Game, Odd Future, Frank Ocean, Zed Dead, Switch remixes.
>Food: Taco Bell
Six things I could never do without
>video games
>taco bell
>taco bell
>taco bell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
>what I should do with my paladin when I get home.
>handsome guys
>when am I going to eat food
>how am I going to get food
>taco bell just keeps getting better and better
>when the fuck will valve make half life 3
>can I afford 4 burritos a large drink and a dessert?
On a typical Friday night I am
>slaving away at my work place
>downtown in my underwear screaming at the rocky horror cast
>staring blankly into my computer monitor giving off the impression that I'm in a coma
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have gotten pulled over two times for DUI while I was completely sober but passed a sobriety test when I was high.
I like to prounce around my house (naked) when I'm all alone and sing about how flawless I am
every break up I listen to landslide and every cover of it and cry
I feel that if I urinate on a building it grants me ownership.
I wish I could be sassy
You should message me if
You want to be my Cossette and sing me sweet songs.
You're rich
You want to yell in your microphone at me calling me a n00b while we play xbox together
The two of us