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My self-summary
Holy hell my profile was wordy like 3 years ago. Let's try this again.

I'm Jackie, INFJ, if that matters to you. I'm a hardcore insomniac and will always be awake at stupid hours. I'm a writer who likes romance and horror. I'm a huge horror fan to be honest. I'm a "big" girl with big city dreams. And by that I mean I'm chubby (but I'm trying to lose weight okay don't judge me) and one day would like to own an Animal Rescue Farm because I really love animals, especially dogs. They make me cry. If I message you first, honestly it's probably because you have a cute dog. And that's not a euphemism. I personally have four dogs at my house and am pretty much always covered in dog fur so if we ever go out, please be forewarned.

I'm a casual gal who never really grew out of her "emo" phase and still has so many band shirts and skinny jeans. I wear most of my glam on my face in the form of nice makeup.

I'm kind of a nerd. Ask me about nerdy things and I'll tell you how much I love them.

I have a really sarcastic sense of humor and a dry wit, you've been warned. Witty banter and snippy, sarcastic jabs are how I show I like you. Don't take it too personal otherwise we're not going to get along.

I'm also a spicy meme queen.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm starting my veterinary technician program in spring because I eventually want to be an animal physical therapist.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at writing, decent at photoshop and can speak in a lot of accents. I'll also beat you in a game of Mortal Kombat.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I'm not sure. I mean, I get a lot of compliments about my eyes. Even though they're just a hazel-ish colour. And I'm really pale. Like vampire pale. And I guess my hair is nice?? It's really long."

This is still true. Also my makeup is usually poppin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Time to update!

Books: I'm an really avid reader, I like sci-fi, horror and romance books the most. Harry Potter, anything by Edgar Allen Poe and a lot of Shakespeare are my essentials. I've read a lot of the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind. Stephen King, Neil Gaiman and Dean Koontz are some of my staples. I also read a lot of YA novels for kicks, I guess it's my guilty pleasure.

Movies: Horror anything, even the stupid movies. Currently in love with Train to Busan. Harry Potter (Obviously) and Fantastic Beasts, Labyrinth, Van Helsing, the Underworld series, the Matrix trilogy (yes, even the stupid ones), classic Disney movies, musicals (Repo! the Genetic Opera, the Phantom of the Opera, The Devil's Carnival, Dr. Horrible, Les Miserables, etc.), oh and Tim Burton. Just anything by him. Guillermo Del Toro and Quentin Tarantino are two of my favourite directors. I've never seen the Star Wars saga, marathon them with me? Show me what's so awesome about them. I'm a DC girl > Marvel, but I mostly just dislike the Avengers. I like everything else Marvel.

Shows: I watch A LOT of shows. I'm a pro-binger. I like classic cult favourites like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the X-Files, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Stargate SG-1 (I used to watch that growing up), and Freaks and Geeks. My tastes tend to go to supernatural / fantasy / sci-fi / horror shows like Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Hannibal, American Horror Story, Grimm, Wynonna Earp, Emerald City, Westworld, Orphan Black, among others like Breaking Bad and Sons of Anarchy. I'm actually pretty big into Korean Dramas and Anime. I don't like Game of Thrones but maybe I can give it another shot if someone convinces me, but I never got past the first Direwolf dying and I don't like shows that have a lot of graphic animal violence. I'm a softie.

Music: Rock, pop-punk and metal are my primary genres but I listen to a little bit of everything except country.

Food: Asian (Japanese, Korean, Thai, etc.) food and Italian food are my favourites. Mexican is a close third.
Six things I could never do without
Laptop
Internet
Books
Sarcasm
Video Games
Animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things to write about.

Movies I want to watch.

How to say things in certain accents (that one always ends with me talking to myself).

How to kill zombies in case of a zombie apocalypse.

How I'd probably be the sole survivor in a horror movie because I know what not to do.

Lyrics to musicals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing or on Tumblr. My life pretty much consists of staying at home since I'm not much of a party person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I care about animals a lot. Like, a lot more than I care about people.

I'm a hardcore Slytherin Death Eater with a heart of a Gryffindor, but if you tell anyone I'll Avada Kedavra you. (Jackie, your nerd is showing).

I like using smiley faces. But I don't often use them anymore.
You should message me if
You're interesting, nifty and willing to hold up your end of the conversation.

No disrespectful "Wanna fuck?" messages because I don't.

You're not a hunter. If you hunt, I can already tell you that I don't want to talk to you.

I can't see likes so just message me if you think I'm cute, k? K.
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