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My self-summary
Where to start... I'm fairly easy going guy who doesn't really care much for drama. I used to be a pretty decent artist however I haven't really had time to do much about that any more. I used to be a professional photographer however I realize the more professional you get into something the less you enjoy it.

Usually I don't much care for large crowds of people but I'm more into one on one conversations, especially ones where I can exercise my humor. I'm always down for a good movie or two, but if the movie is bad I feel like my time has been wasted away.

I like to keep things active, it's what I call the life program, as in I'm in it for life. Weight lifting, tennis, running, cycling, as long as I keep it sexy from the nips to the hips it's all good.

I enjoy healthy eating during the weekdays and I go all out on the weekend, afterall life ain't worth living without good food. I attempt to cook often, however my food is all healthy crap I'm sure no one would want to eat willingly.

By night I'm constantly writing and creating content for a weekly live podcast I do with a group of people. If you enjoy all things nerdy and wtf-internet-type humor, it just might be the kind of show you'd like to watch!

I'm huge into adventure when I'm tricked into it, everything from hiking to traveling across the ocean, you just have to trick me into it.

I'm quite possibly the most left right person you'll meet. I kick with my left foot, throw with my left hand, catch with my left hand (makes for a strange game of baseball), my tennis serve is with my right, my tennis swing is with my left (always trips people out), I write with my right but eat with my left, herp with my left and durp with my right, Try to figure that one out.

So hit me up if you like the artistic nerdy type.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a web developer by 6, an artist around 3, a podcaster by 9 and a sleeper by 11.
I’m really good at
Creativity, music, drawing, art, layout, css (yay css), running, photography, auto mechanics, computers, slacking off, being the "utility" character when my friend mentions a problem they have and I simply restate the obvious, and wtf humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my hair is shiny and ask how I'm able to get a "swoop" on it... not sure I know what this "swoop" is all about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book, Fight Club, and I guess anything chuck palahnuik, hey that kinda rhymes. Generally I write more so than I read.

My favorite movie, hmm too many to name, Gymkata perhaps.

Music, that changes from time to time, right now, Chvrches. Tomorrow maybe Dave Matthews Band (lol yeah right).

Podcasts, anything smodcast, JRE, GVP, Drunken Taoist, Duncan Trussell, The Bone Zone, and much much more.

Comedians, Demetri Martin, Dave Chappelle, Brent Weinbach, but not Seinfield.

Shows, Archer, Family Guy, Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Lilyhammer, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, and more or less anything that isn't ridiculous and usually 45 minutes long.
Six things I could never do without
1) The dvorak keyboard layout because I'm e-gangster that way
2) Four on the floor repeated over and over accompanied by a catchy melody
3) Dave Chappelle explaining why getting aids from monkeys doesn't make any sense
4) Flossing daily, because you're crazy if you don't
5) Cat videos on youtube because that officially marks the moment you've reached the end of the internet for the evening
6) The end result of when gymastics and karate are fused... gymkata, don't judge me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my drier has become the thunderdome of socks.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not sure there is a "typical" Friday night. I may be broadcasting my entertainment show across the internet with my crew. Answering all the mysteries and memes that lay around youtube and reddit. I might be producing music, possibly working on my art projects. On a pale moon I could be playing mystery science theater with some of history's greatest movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I mastered the reverse moonwalk and can turn anything into a boomerang by throwing it upwards.
You should message me if
You like a decent cup of java, write java code, speak javanese, find yourself watching maru the cat jump through strange boxes, enjoy corny play on words, don't take yourself too seriously, or just plain flat have a good conversation. No really, you don't need to have any affiliation with java of any sort.
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