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My self-summary
I'm with her.

First off, I'm in a non-monogamous relationship with the amazing therural_juror. We date people independently, which is what this profile is for. However, if you're interested in the both of us, you can check out Tonks_and_Lupin. If you have any questions about us, please feel free to ask. I love talking about it!

So glad okc finally got it together with orientations. Queer works much better than straight for me. I'm not really interested in cis men. I'll gladly answer any questions you might have about it.

What I’m doing with my life
Thus far, my life is a 33-year experiment to see how many times a person can watch Home Alone without getting sick of it.

But for work I work in film (mostly porn, which is super fun!) and I walk dogs part-time. Both jobs are mostly fun, always interesting, and surprisingly similar.
I’m really good at
Jeopardy!, running, photography, understanding when people have probably heard the same joke from each new person they meet, making brownies, crosswords, Monopoly, giving relationship advice, inventing new sports, inventing new drinking games.

The first things people usually notice about me
Broad shoulders, blue eyes, tousled hair. On second thought, it's probably the dog I'm walking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
When you're in the film industry, everybody asks you your favorite movie, so I always say Adaptation., though it's something that changes on a weekly basis.

Vonnegut, Arundhati Roy, Rilke, Sagan, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sherman Alexie.

We are absolutely in TV's Golden Age right now. I can go on for hours about how amazing the combination of HBO and DVR were for American culture, but I won't do that here.

The Wire, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec., High Maintenance(!), Louie, BROAD CITY, Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I grew up listening to punk rock (mostly street punk), so that'll always be my first love.

The rest: The Magnetic Fields, The Kinks, Bowie, Joy Division, World/Inferno Friendship Society, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, Lou Reed, Annie Lennox.

I put almost no stock in music as a signifier of a potential match. You know, unless we share tastes and then of course I'll swoon.

This American Life, The Savage Lovecast, Stuff You Should Know, 2 Dope Queens, Science Vs., Reveal

I like pretty much everything but mayonnaise. I'm not really into seafood, but I blame that mostly on my lack of exposure to it. I love anything spicy. I grow all my own chilis and make my own hot sauces. Pizza and ice cream are probably my two favorite foods, you know, because I'm 7.
The six things I could never do without
This seems like as good a place as any to tell you that Karamel Sutra is the best Ben and Jerry's flavor ever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Script ideas, how big the Universe is, and sometimes both.

Why people never include art and sport in the list of "things that matter."

How lucky I am.

Kyriarchy dismantling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Boasting about how my cousin played Leonardo in the Ninja Turtle movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got some issues with anxiety and depression that I'm treating but also struggling with. I tend to prefer people who aren't scared to talk about mental health.
You should message me if
I just want to emphasize the fact that, while I am partnered, I'm not here only to find people for the two of us to hang out with or with whom to have NSA sex. I love meeting new people and making connections, regardless of what the relationship is. Also, I try treat people as human beings first and foremost, and I don't consider decency to be something reserved just for those close to me.

A million bonus points if you're currently partnered or have experience with non-monogamy.

Please message me if you want to ask questions about my relationship and non-monogamy. I think I/we might surprise you.

You don't mention anything about being partners in crime. Unless you're an actual criminal. Minus 947 points if you're holding a gun in your pics.

You make bold hair choices. But you don't have to mention this in your message because I can already see your photos.

You're Ilana Glazer.

Eternal Sunshine is one of your favorite movies (I'm pretty sure this is 94% of my matches).