I am looking for someone who is a jokester first (since I am pretty sure everything in the world is a joke) and a philosopher second (I have questions about what it means if everything in the world is a joke) but most importantly, is super smart, super smiley, and super rich, er, I mean, super DUPER rich.
tl;dr I'm great.
If you're from the South, "This guy seems like a Northerner."
If you're from the West, "HANG TEN DUDE COWABUNGA!" (I haven't spent a lot of time out there.)
The best movie is: American History X (I don't know if I actually believe this but I decided long ago that this is my answer to the "favorite movie" question.)
My favorite band (at the time, in order by age declared 'favorite band'): They Might Be Giants (13), Rancid (14), Less Than Jake (15), Mad Caddies (16), NOFX (17), Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (18), The Juliana Theory (19), The Get Up Kids (20) Alkaline Trio (21), Jack Johnson (22), Death Cab for Cutie (23), Coheed and Cambria (24), The Decemberists (25) The Postal Service (26), Jurassic Five (27), Atmosphere (28), Brother Ali (29), Moon Hooch (30), [apparently became an old person (31+...)]
Note: The list above may be filled with lies and half truths!
Food: Avocado. Blackberries. Fancy ramen/pho. Toasted everything bagel with whipped cream cheese and over easy egg (patent pending). Indian food that white people like.
- You are generally not exhausted by nonsense
- You at least pretend to not mind jokes about grammar
- You are a Nigerian prince who needs a cash advance