zswilkening
31 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
True story, in high school I won an accounting bowl! Yes it is exactly what you are thinking, a competition to see who is the best at accounting.(aka biggest nerd) There were students there from the entire northern IL area and I dominated those geeks! I still have the hat they gave us to wear during it, it looks like an American flag and says "accounting bowl 2003"! I have no idea what I did with the trophy I won.

I think Andy Kaufman was an absolute comedic genius

In west Philadelphia born and raised in the playgrounds is where I spent most of my days

I could survive on coffee and sour patch kids

Single white male addicted to retail

I will never love anything as much as Shari Lewis loved lamb chop and that makes me sad
What I’m doing with my life
I like doing hoodrat stuff with my friends
I’m really good at
Most men dress awful! I'm trying to change that... One man at a time. Mens fashion

I also play soccer just enough to stay good, wish I played more!
The first things people usually notice about me
Lots of people tell me I have one of those faces that they think they've met me before, I'm not sure what that means, I'm beginning to think it just means I look like Robin Williams
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One word for all of this "Muppets" that's really all you need

Also this should really ask "favorite musical?" I'll judge you harder by that response
The six things I could never do without
1) the internets
2) Kanye West
3) nick at night showing old shows from the 90's/stick stickley
4) Space Jam
5) Tums (the wild berry or cherry obvi)
6) summertime in Chicago
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Platypus

If I were a stripper I would definitely dance to the song "supermassive black hole" by muse

How to be more like Kip Dynamite

What if Anakin never gave away Luke and Leia? And he had to raise them... That would be a crazy household

Why people hate on selfies so much. I'm going to meet my soulmate on okc and she is most likely going to have a pic of herself holding her phone
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking it with my homies (that's what the kids are saying these days right?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'ma sucka for corn rows and manicured toes (hey)Fendi capri pants and Parasuco's

For a "grown" man I spend a lot of time watching Winnie the Pooh movies. He's hilariously cute

I want you to want me
You should message me if
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number, So call me, maybe?
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