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My self-summary
Two gold fish are sitting in a tank. The first goldfish looks at the second goldfish and says "You man the guns, I'll drive."
Yeah, that about sums up my style of humor. I hope you find it funny. I have a tendency to sing, terribly and in vast amounts and I dance just as badly just as much. I spend a great deal of time making a fool of myself and laughing about it. The more scared i am of something the more likely I'll jump in with both feet. I , to steal a quote, "attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which". I have a profound ego that makes a valiant and utterly miserable attempt at being humble. I am usually bold when it comes to new people but can be shy at the oddest times. I try and refrain from feeling wretched because, well to be honest, I have better things to do. I try to really listen to others because, even when i can't offer consolation, I can always lend an ear. I will argue a side I don't agree with if only to offer another view point. I am smarter than I usually act and I like to think that when the chips are down I can be counted on. In other words, I am a complete and hopeless mess.

I am unexpected, charming, and awesome
What I’m doing with my life
Flying by the seat of my pants.
I’m really good at
Making a fool of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome; as it is entirely impossible to miss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an avid reader/tv watcher so my list of favorites would probably stretch far, but to keep it short i'll say that my favorite books are Count of Monte' cristo and the first Dune book. Favorite series of books is the Wheel of Time series.
My favorite tv show is still Firefly, though I have a ton that I love watching. My favorite movie is probably a three-way tie between Princess Bride, Fight Club, and Hudson Hawk.
Six things I could never do without
Christmas lights, stories, laughter, beer, imagination, and apparently debt as I can't remember ever being without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where people get their hats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anything I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried when Optimus Prime died.
You should message me if
You want to.
The two of us