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My self-summary
Alright, here goes. My name is Zach and I was named after Richard Gere. I'm a 30 year old musician/actor, that still can't give up my dream to be somebody someday. I'm pretty funny and fun to be around. At least that's what my mom tells me. Anything else you wanna know? Feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
I bartend currently to pay the bills, but I play music to keep my sanity.
I’m really good at
Starting fires with my mind and accurately guessing mystery flavors.

I'm pretty good at cutting pineapples, and I'm above average at using chopsticks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my super hot moves on the dance floor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: World War Z, Zombie Survival Guide
Movies: anything zombie or Tarantino
Music: A7X, ATR, In Flames, A Wilhelm Scream, ADtR, I Set My Friends on Fire, alexisonfire, Mayday Parade, Killswitch Engage, Matchbook Romance, TBS, NoFX, Heartsounds, Abandon All Ships, Asking Alexandria, the list goes on and on
Shows: The Waking Dead, Parks n Rec, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Futurama, etc
Food: greek and mex are my favorite
Six things I could never do without
Little green ghouls
Arnold impressions
The board game Mouse Trap
Thumb tacks
Michael Jordans performance in Space Jam
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All out, neighborhood super-soaker battles!
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually hanging out with my friends at Chopper John's, or Linger Longer Lounge. If you haven't been to either, you're missin' out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in my underwear as I'm writing this.
You should message me if
You plan on murdering me and wearing my skin. That sounds kinky and I'm into it.
The two of us