SteveKiwi
34Dumont, United States
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My self-summary
I JUST NOTICED THAT MY PROFILE SAID I DISLIKED CATS FOR THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS! NOW I AM SAD AND DISAPPOINTED! </3
What I’m doing with my life
I'm at an interesting stage in my professional and social lives where I exist as a serious adult, and yet also have the freedom to be an enormous child when it feels right. Let's face it, adulting is hard =\
I’m really good at
I'm good with my hands, I have mediocre outdoors survival skills, I'm proficient in household maintenance, I have grade-A people skills, I know my way around a garden, and I know basic first-aid. None of these are particularly employable, but if the zombies ever come...

Oh! I am also a pretty phenomenal cuddler! =D
The first things people usually notice about me
Sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just ask me! I want to hear you TRY to explain why I should or shouldn't be reading/watching/listening to whatever happens to be the current "thing".

That being said, satire and comedy are a good start...
Six things I could never do without
1. Humor
2. Refrigeration
3. Nutella
4. Cellphone
5. Showers
6. Privilege (apparently >_>)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm pretty fed up with "people", and I generally spend at least part of my day wondering why so many of them are garbage... Call it cyncial, I guess?
On a typical Friday night I am
Organizing a SIG meeting, attending a party, napping, eating shitty diner food with wonderful people, or some combination there of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm involved in a very active kink scene in the tristate area. You can probably find me on FetLife if you try hard enough.
You should message me if
...you accept bribes in the form of food and/or hugs?

Also, do NOT message me if you support Trump, Nazis, or any euphemism for people aligned with Trump or Nazis (alt-right, etc...)
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