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This score means that you answered 7 of my questions correctly. This is an incredible accomplishment. I traveled back in time and gave this test to Einstein, and he only got a 5 (of course he was only 4 at the time he took it). I'm sure you already knew that you were smart, but now I know too. If you really want to know what you got wrong you can write me with your answers and I'll tell you. Cheers!

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All possible test results

The Skipper

I told you to always guess. You missed the simple directions on the first page! Boo! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------... Read more

Monkey IQ

Don't quit your day job. You tied what a monkey would get if it was making random clicks. A monkey having an off day I might add. Nice try anyway! ----------------------------------------------... Read more

Better than a Monkey

You got either 2 or 3 correct. Hey, you were able to beat (barely) a monkey that was randomly choosing answers. Now that is something to be proud about!! I'm sure you have a winning personality to ... Read more

Above Average

Looks like you probably got either 3 or 4 questions correct. Good work. You are way better at following directions than my 1st grade students! Some of these questions were tough!----------------... Read more

A Sharp Cookie

Looks like you got either 4 or 5 questions correct. This is a pretty good score, and better than many of the people that take my test. Now don't gloat to your friends too much. ------------------... Read more

Top of the Class

Assuming you answered all questions, you got 5 of them correct. Nice work! We here at the staff of The Following Complex Directions IQ Test are very proud of your good work. Your complimentary back... Read more

The Ivy Leaguer

Assuming you answered all of the questions, you probably got 6 correct (there is a tiny chance that you got 5 right if you got an 80). This is an excellent score. Give yourself a pat on the back. ... Read more


This score means that you answered 7 of my questions correctly. This is an incredible accomplishment. I traveled back in time and gave this test to Einstein, and he only got a 5 (of course he was on... Read more

Absolute Perfection

Looks like my test wasn't so hard for you after all. Either you've found a nifty way to cheat, or you are quite a smarty... either way I'm proud of you (well not really if you cheated). I'm no IQ e... Read more

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