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The Lunatics {Malkavian}

-3 Assamite, 4 Brujah, 3 Gangrel, 10 Malkavian, 1 Nosferatu, 7 Toreador, 7 Tremere, 2 Ventrue, 6 Lasombra, 4 Tzimisce, 5 Setites, 4 Giovanni and 8 Ravnos!

The Malkavians are mad they say. The violence of being turned from humans into monsters has scarred them irreperably so that every one is hopelessly insane. Some Malkavians see their madness as a gift and are completely aware of it and it's uses. Most, however, are victims of their violent mood swings, homicidal urges or complete memory loss. They tend to dwell in a world between reality and fantasy, fiddling with the devil and exposing their naughty parts to God. They are the most feared and reviled of all vampires due to their unpredictable natures.

For you to be a Malkavian means that your entire reality probably resembles tea with Alice and you're the mad hatter...or possibly the door mouse. It's hard to keep your attention at best and it's hard to keep your victims blood off your nice clean trenchcoat at worst. It's not that mommy didn't hug you, it's not a chemical imbalance, you're just crazy. This doesn't mean, however that you can't mix your ridalin, prozac and antipsychotics. Actually you should cuz it gets pretty interesting....oh wait, you're undead. You see and remember what others ignore and have forgotten. You are truly enlightened, now give me back my "my little pony" you sick freak!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Assamite Distribution

    They scored -3% on Assamite, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Brujah Distribution

    They scored 4% on Brujah, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Gangrel Distribution

    They scored 3% on Gangrel, higher than 7% of your peers.

  • Malkavian Distribution

    They scored 10% on Malkavian, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • Nosferatu Distribution

    They scored 1% on Nosferatu, higher than 6% of your peers.

  • Toreador Distribution

    They scored 7% on Toreador, higher than 31% of your peers.

  • Tremere Distribution

    They scored 7% on Tremere, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • Ventrue Distribution

    They scored 2% on Ventrue, higher than 7% of your peers.

  • Lasombra Distribution

    They scored 6% on Lasombra, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Tzimisce Distribution

    They scored 4% on Tzimisce, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • Setites Distribution

    They scored 5% on Setites, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Giovanni Distribution

    They scored 4% on Giovanni, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • Ravnos Distribution

    They scored 8% on Ravnos, higher than 33% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Deceivers {Ravnos}

The wickedly black Ravnos clan rely on illusion. Like the gypsies of old they use the greatest tool of all, the con. They know that things are rarely as they se... Read more

The Necromancers {Giovanni}

The ever genteel Giovanni clan have the dark ability to control the dead. They are not reviled by the other clans but they are given plenty of room in which to ... Read more

The Serpents {Followers of Set}

The wickeldy seductive Followers of Set{Setites} are a vampire clan that stands at odds with all the others. They follow the Ancient Egyptian pagan doctrine and... Read more

The Fiends {Tzimisce}

Graced of an old world gentry hiding the most debase monstrosities, the Tzimisce{zee-mee-see} clan are in a category all their own among the undead. Overall the... Read more

The Keepers {Lasombra}

The ever manipulative Lasombra clan stalks the nights seeking only one thing, power. They revel in debauchery and sin. They believe that vampires should rule hu... Read more

The Blue Bloods {Ventrue}

The Ventrue are the power of the throne. They are the dictators of the undead world. The Ventrue believe it is their duty to guide the other undead. They enjoy ... Read more

The Warlocks {Tremere}

The Tremere are a clan that thrives on arcane knowledge. As humans, they used this knowledge to become vampires. Now that they are vampires, they use their new ... Read more

The Degenerate Artiste {Toreador}

The Toreador are a clan of sensuality. Possessed of a supernatural artistic ability and a charm all their own, the vampires of clan Toreador are both envied an... Read more

The Sewer Rats {Nosferatu}

The Nosferatu bare the burden of monstrosity. No matter what they do, every Nosferatu is unspeakably hideous to behold. They are forced from the world they knew... Read more

The Lunatics {Malkavian}

The Malkavians are mad they say. The violence of being turned from humans into monsters has scarred them irreperably so that every one is hopelessly insane. So... Read more

The Outlanders {Gangrel}

The Gangrel are the most primal of all clans. They rely on their instincts and wits to survive. Possesed of a natural cunning, they are by no means stupid. They... Read more

The Rabble {Brujah}

The Brujah are a clan of action. Unlike the other clans who sit and complain about the way things are, the Brujah actually do something about it. Known for thei... Read more

The Assassins {Assamites}

The Assamites are a clan fallen from grace. Assamites hail from the mysterious East and believe that by killing other vampires and drinking their blood, an A... Read more

The Super Pure One

The forgotten children of the clans, the Caitiff{kai-teef}. The Caitiff are vampires who were turned and then abandoned, never knowing their clan or the person ... Read more

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