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Gus Haynes

Tom Wolfe wannabe, think you're gonna get a phrase like that past me? No fucking way, motherfucker!


As Gus you've got a strict sense of journalistic ethics. That doesn't sound all that laudable, but if the dissemination of factual and valuable information is the basis of a free society, then your stand against the fraudsters and embossers really does mean a damn. As such, your morality is your defining trait. You aren't one for manipulating your way up the chain of command: you believe in your job and you stick to it. If a promotion comes, then it comes. Your dependability is matched by your intelligence, but never forget that the game cares not for who has "the facts" or "ethics". Even then, I very much doubt that knowing that would stop you. 

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Bunny Colvin

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Cedric Daniels

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Tommy Carcetti

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Rhonda Pearlman

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Lester Freamon

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Dukie Weems

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Avon Barksdale

I want my corners.   As Avon, you live and breathe the game. You know what it's all about: reputation. If you can hold onto your rep, then you've got power money can't buy. ... Read more

Marlo Stanfield

Do it or don't. But I got some place to be.   You can sum up Marlo with one word: power. Doesn't matter what kind of power, or how you got it, all that matters to you is get... Read more

Clay Davis

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.   The game has many players, but none quite so masterful or devious as Senator Davis. You are an expert manipulator, con ar... Read more

Maurice Levy

There's a lie in here somewhere.   There's a reason people despise lawyers, and you are it. Things are simple on the street, but in the courtroom black and white, good and e... Read more

Scott Templeton

Everything that guy said when I got to him... every last word is in my notes!   I'd tell you what I think of you, but you'd probably misquote me. As Scott Templeton, you can... Read more

Bill Rawls

We want to please the mayor, not go to jail behind this shit. span styl... Read more

Ervin Burrell

This is Baltimore. The gods will not save you. As Burrell, you ... Read more

Bodie Broadus

Unless they are some smart-ass pawns.   As Bodie, you will play the game until it kills you. But you're much more than a simple footsoldier or drug-dealer. You've got a dang... Read more

Michael Lee

Once you come out with it, you gotta be willing to go all the way.   A wise man once said that it's play or get played out on the streets. And you'll be damned if you're goi... Read more

Slim Charles

Once you in it, you in it.   Being in the middle is where you thrive, and sometimes being right in the middle is the best place to be. You can see an awful lot from there, e... Read more

Cheese Wagstaff

Y'all some semper fi motherfuckers, ain't you? Where Cheese go to enlist?   Most people want you to shut up, but then again most people wouldn't know what it means to be the... Read more

Chris Partlow

You can look him in the eye now. It don't matter who he is, or what he's done, you can look him right in the eye.   Of all the people in this list I wouldn't want to meet, y... Read more


Man fuck the charge, this here is gun powder activated, twenty seven caliber, full auto, no kick-back, nail throwin... Read more

Poot Carr

Do the chair know we's gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?   As Poot, you are part of the rank and file of the game. You don't stand out, you aren't a rebel and... Read more

Stringer Bell

Adjourn your asses.   Like you, Stringer is all about business. You've reached the point where the people below you start to look like walking wads of cash, and less like pe... Read more

The Greek

The world is a smaller place now.   What is there to say about the biggest question mark in the show? As The Greek, you're a mystery. You hide in plain sight, sipping your c... Read more

Proposition Joe

A proposition, then.   Joe is all about playing it safe. You don't throw your weight around like Stringer Bell, trying to gobble up massive amounts of real estate. You don't... Read more

Omar Little

I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?   Congratulations. You are the most loved character on one of the most critically acclaimed sho... Read more

Ellis Carver

Because you do not get to win, shitbird. We do.   As Carver, you are very much career-orientated, but you also demonstrate that sometimes you don't have to play the game the... Read more


No offense, son, but that's some weak-ass thinking. You equivocating like a motherfucker.   Like Bubs, you know everyone. It's part of your defining trait: street-smarts. Y... Read more

Frank Sobotka

We used to make shit in this country... build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pockets.   As a working-class union leader you've seen enough to know that the... Read more

Nick Sobotka

We got ships coming in today Uncle Frank, the writing's on the wall.   As Nick, you are the near opposite of your cousin, Ziggy. Congratulations, you aren't an idiotic, path... Read more

Thomas 'Herc' Hauk

The Western District way. As ... Read more

Dennis Wise

The game ain't in me no more.   As Cutty, you demonstrate that being a soldier isn't just about killing people to protect the bosses interests: sometimes being a soldier is ... Read more

Leander Sydnor

I'm in, if it makes the fucking case I'm in all the way.   Sydnor is the new kid. You're new to the game, new to the job and new to the streets, and a whole range of people ... Read more

Bunk Moreland

As rough as that neighborhood could be, we had us a community. Nobody, no victim, who didn't matter. And now all we got is bodies, and predatory motherfuckers like you.   Fe... Read more

Gus Haynes

Tom Wolfe wannabe, think you're gonna get a phrase like that past me? No fucking way, motherfucker!   As Gus you've got a strict sense of journalistic ethics. That ... Read more

Kima Greggs

Stand around some shiny shit and get paid. Work murders and starve. What kinda shit is that?   As Kima, you work the case. You don't care about making a stand against the ... Read more

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