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Bi... Bismuth

Ever wonder where the name Pepto-Bismol came from? You. You exist within the gray area between metals and non-metals. Personality-wise you are inflexible in your approach to problems, and you are prone to giving up on everything when one thing gets rough... you may give up, but you don't walk away, and eventually you'll try again. You are a social element, but you have the tendency to let entire groups of friends lapse or disintegrate over time only to build them up again later. You might get along pretty well with Mercury or Lead. Of course, you might get along well with something else. You're actually kinda strange... I mean, look at you. Those are some freaky shapes you're forming.

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He... Helium.

That's odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we're not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the S... Read more


Oooohaaaaah.... shiny! You probably have an incredibly stable and well-maintained group of friends... that probably also don't get out much either. You're not one to get bogged down by a problem. O... Read more


Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with ma... Read more

Zn... Zinc

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too muc... Read more


Sweet! You're quirky and non-confrontational... but you are also highly dynamic in relationships. You're kinda that "anything to anyone" type, but you don't demand that people love you for it. You ... Read more

Fe... Iron

I don't really need to describe you do I? You're the backbone of any well put together group... communally minded, out going and social, but you don't demand to be the center of attention. Without g... Read more


You terrify me. Demanding and agressive, yet completely mobile. You often get what you want from people, and it's not really your concern if they wanted to keep it for themselves. When people get p... Read more

Cu... Copper

You are sort of a natural leader, but you will probably never end up as one. You are fantastic at mobilizing people towards a common goal, but you switch approaches to problems too fast for your foll... Read more

Na... Sodium

You are the very salt of the Earth... well, part of it anyway. Society needs a lot of you. You'd of made a perfect peasant in feudal times. You do your own thing without asking too much, but once y... Read more


Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. ... Read more

Si... Silicon

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand so... Read more

Mo... Molybdenum

I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride... you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and s... Read more

P... Phosphorous

You're high energy... really high. Unfortunately, you don't always put your energy to calm constructive use and sometimes let it all out in intense bursts. If your energy can be harnessed however, y... Read more

Ag... Silver

Congratulations, you are one of the only things that can kill werewolves. In addition to that, you are socially-minded, constructive, and pretty hard to corrode. You, like iron, are a cornerstone of... Read more

Cl... Chlorine

You are the vampire of the chemical world. You know what you want and you take it. Not only that, but you are pretty hard to get rid of. You're either found at the center of a group of drama fanati... Read more


You know exactly how the world should be, and you don't well-tolerate deviations from your ideals. You have spheres of friends arranged in decreasing importance to you with decreasing proximity... yo... Read more


Ahh, the isolationist. You might be in prison, or you might be living alone out in the desert with only your guns to keep you company, but you're certainly not mingling with society at large. You ha... Read more

W... Tungsten

You may buy into the values of society, but you just can't seem to fit into it. You've always been a bit too prone to over-reacting. On the bright side you can withstand extremely high energy people... Read more

Pb... Lead

You are a byproduct of radioactive decay... I don't know how to interpret that. Anyway, you're absolutely fixed in how you approach life, but it is really all okay to you. You're like that guy who f... Read more

Hg... Mercury

Quicksilver. You are a contradiction in terms and the largest most grave flaw in this classification scheme... you defy all expectations because, while your interactions with things should be marked ... Read more

Bi... Bismuth

Ever wonder where the name Pepto-Bismol came from? You. You exist within the gray area between metals and non-metals. Personality-wise you are inflexible in your approach to problems, and you are p... Read more

Pt... Platinum

Platinum is a rare breed, and one who's reputation as a stalwart bastion of virtue is well-earned. You stick up for what you believe in, never change, and get along well with others. I would recomme... Read more

I... Iodine

You're the misunderstood super-star. You demand that the people of the world throw you upon their collective shoulder, march you down to the halls of the greats, imprint your hand into wet-cement, an... Read more

Au... Gold

Booyah! I bet you were hoping for gold. You are charismatic, people-oriented, uncompromising in your integrity and individuality, geared towards societal bettement, admired by most, and despised by ... Read more

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