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Tralfamadorian Messenger

43% Intrigue, 66% Civilization, 46% Humanity, 36% Urbanization.

We had trouble placing you, but finally found just the thing... for someone who adores technology and knowledge, but doesn't care for much else. Intrigue and adventure? Not important to you, evidently. The company of your fellows? Not to your tastes. The bustle and crowd of the city? Not for you. Were it not for your positive attitude toward modern technology, we would have made you a medieval monk and let you live out your days in a quaint little cell, with access to all the books you could possibly want to read. But instead...


You will be a mechanical being, born on a planet where machines have long ago taken completely over and organic life has become extinct. You will be sent as a messenger to the other end of the galaxy with a message of good will -- a journey of approximately 205,125 years.The message reads: "Greetings."


Hello. Goodbye. We hope you have an satisfactory journey.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Intrigue-overall Distribution

    They scored 43% on Intrigue-overall, higher than 21% of your peers.

  • Intrigue-danger Distribution

    They scored 35% on Intrigue-danger, higher than 9% of your peers.

  • Intrigue-exoticness Distribution

    They scored 62% on Intrigue-exoticness, higher than 61% of your peers.

  • Intrigue-chaos Distribution

    They scored 29% on Intrigue-chaos, higher than 29% of your peers.

  • Civilization-overall Distribution

    They scored 66% on Civilization-overall, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Civilization-technology Distribution

    They scored 74% on Civilization-technology, higher than 94% of your peers.

  • Civilization-education Distribution

    They scored 49% on Civilization-education, higher than 59% of your peers.

  • Humanity-overall Distribution

    They scored 46% on Humanity-overall, higher than 21% of your peers.

  • Humanity-hedonism Distribution

    They scored 58% on Humanity-hedonism, higher than 47% of your peers.

  • Humanity-spirituality Distribution

    They scored 28% on Humanity-spirituality, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • Humanity-romance Distribution

    They scored 45% on Humanity-romance, higher than 34% of your peers.

  • Urbanization-overall Distribution

    They scored 36% on Urbanization-overall, higher than 22% of your peers.

  • Urbanization-crowded Distribution

    They scored 35% on Urbanization-crowded, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • Urbanization-busy Distribution

    They scored 39% on Urbanization-busy, higher than 44% of your peers.

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