Their result for The Lifestyles of Silly Persons Test ...
You scored 38 Job, 50 Tool, and 38 Sidekick!
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.
Shiver Me Timbers! - Of the silly archetypes, you identify closest with the Pirate. This means youre incredibly hedonistic. No more working for the rich just to die young and poor. You know what you deserve, and youre gonna take it. As long everyone around you understands this, they wont get hurt. Now that you are the master of your own destiny, you do nothing but party and plunder.
Youve got a Map and you know how to use it. While everyone else around you is running around like chickens with their heads cut off, you can remain calm because youve got a plan. Of course, there are other people with maps, too. Hopefully, the road you picked isnt under construction, but if it comes to that, at least you have tools for picking a new destination.
Your sidekick is a Duck, the most hilarious of all sidekicks. Theyre always quacking about this duck or that duck, flying in formation, making fun of other kinds of ducks, and going to tropical locations when the going gets tough. They often try to be leaders, but most end up being one of many wingmen in the Vformation (i.e. slacking off). Ducks bond strongly when they are young but dont be surprised when they find a mate and and decide to settle down, as most of them eventually do.
Now that you're done with this test, you should rate it and try my first test, The Nonrepresentational Aesthetics Test. It's very different; much less silly, requires very little reading, and the results look nice on your tests page.
Here are all of the categories.
Cowpoke/Hook&Monkey - Cowpoke/Hook&Duck - Cowpoke/Hook&Frog
Cowpoke/Map&Monkey - Cowpoke/Map&Duck - Cowpoke/Map&Frog
Cowpoke/Skis&Monkey - Cowpoke/Skis&Duck - Cowpoke/Skis&Frog
Pirate/Hook&Monkey - Pirate/Hook&Duck - Pirate/Hook&Frog
Pirate/Map&Monkey - Pirate/Map&Duck - Pirate/Map&Frog
Pirate/Skis&Monkey - Pirate/Skis&Duck - Pirate/Skis&Frog
Ninja/Hook&Monkey - Ninja/Hook&Duck - Ninja/Hook&Frog
Ninja/Map&Monkey - Ninja/Map&Duck - Ninja/Map&Frog
Ninja/Skis&Monkey - Ninja/Skis&Duck - Ninja/Skis&Frog
(All images copyright me, 2005-2006)
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 38% on Job, higher than 50% of your peers.
They scored 50% on Tool, higher than 51% of your peers.
They scored 38% on Sidekick, higher than 35% of your peers.
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