Their result for The Lifestyles of Silly Persons Test ...
You scored 50 Job, 63 Tool, and 25 Sidekick!
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.
Shiver Me Timbers! - Of the silly archetypes, you identify closest with the Pirate. This means youre incredibly hedonistic. No more working for the rich just to die young and poor. You know what you deserve, and youre gonna take it. As long everyone around you understands this, they wont get hurt. Now that you are the master of your own destiny, you do nothing but party and plunder.
Youve got a Map and you know how to use it. While everyone else around you is running around like chickens with their heads cut off, you can remain calm because youve got a plan. Of course, there are other people with maps, too. Hopefully, the road you picked isnt under construction, but if it comes to that, at least you have tools for picking a new destination.
Your sidekick is a Monkey, the most eccentric of the sidekicks. Monkeys are smart, but not always perfect companions. Sometimes they upstage you with their clever antics. Then theres the occasional, embarrassing poo flinging incident. Monkeys are quite adept at tool use and imitation, so dont be surprised if they start quoting Planet of the Apes on internet chat forums. Because those silly little monkeys are so clever, they might admonish you by informing you that they are actually apes of some sort. Aww, isnt that cute.
Now that you're done with this test, you should rate it and try my first test, The Nonrepresentational Aesthetics Test. It's very different; much less silly, requires very little reading, and the results look nice on your tests page.
Here are all of the categories.
Cowpoke/Hook&Monkey - Cowpoke/Hook&Duck - Cowpoke/Hook&Frog
Cowpoke/Map&Monkey - Cowpoke/Map&Duck - Cowpoke/Map&Frog
Cowpoke/Skis&Monkey - Cowpoke/Skis&Duck - Cowpoke/Skis&Frog
Pirate/Hook&Monkey - Pirate/Hook&Duck - Pirate/Hook&Frog
Pirate/Map&Monkey - Pirate/Map&Duck - Pirate/Map&Frog
Pirate/Skis&Monkey - Pirate/Skis&Duck - Pirate/Skis&Frog
Ninja/Hook&Monkey - Ninja/Hook&Duck - Ninja/Hook&Frog
Ninja/Map&Monkey - Ninja/Map&Duck - Ninja/Map&Frog
Ninja/Skis&Monkey - Ninja/Skis&Duck - Ninja/Skis&Frog
(All images copyright me, 2005-2006)
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 50% on Job, higher than 76% of your peers.
They scored 63% on Tool, higher than 70% of your peers.
They scored 25% on Sidekick, higher than 21% of your peers.
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