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Their result for The horrible pickup lines Test ...


You scored 3 in disco lameness! (you cheesy bastard.) All skipped questions still racked up the points, HA!

Yeah, right pal! Why don't you re-take the test and be honest this time? Why? 'Cause I'm Rick James, bitch!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • disco lameness Distribution

    They scored 3% on disco lameness, higher than 5% of your peers.

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Yeah, right pal! Why don't you re-take the test and be honest this time? Why? 'Cause I'm Rick James, bitch! Read more

Pimp Mack Daddy

Well, most likely, you bag your fair share of poonami. My spidey-senses tell me that you're probably lyin', though. But, anyhoo, pimp on, playa'. Read more

Almost Pimpin'

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Once in a While

Sometimes you get the peach, sometimes you don't. Just be yourself more often, and you'll get in thier drawers almost every time. So, stop tryin' to be the man, and act natural, mofo! Read more

Got It Once

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Eternal Virgin

You can deny it all you want, but the test knows, buddy. Keep using those lines, and you'll die that way, my friend. But hey, at least there's Rosey Palm and the sisters. Read more

Retro Loser

Though not the bottom of the barrel, you're pretty close. The sooner you realize that the 70's never were, and never will be cool, the better off you will be. The only thing they had going was the dru... Read more

Lost in the 70's

Allow me to take this moment to say, "WOW!" You are a rare specimen, my friend, and not in a good way either. Chances are, you still rock the 8-track, and do the hustle. The 70's are over, pal. If you... Read more

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