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Old Hand

You've seen 76% of the internet, and shed 40% of the tears...

And you thought you'd seen it all!

You've been around this old internet of ours a number of times. You've seen some pretty sick stuff, and maybe you even liked some of it, but you've managed to find all the good bits and pieces. Congratulations! I bet your friends always want to know what cool stuff you're getting upto this week, and what funny new website you've found.

Are you shocked at the stuff you've missed? Have I given you enough of an inkling? I know you think the rest is garbage, but you're a little bit curious, aren't you? That Digital Underbelly... sinister... brooding... tempting... and oh, so wrong.

Don't do it! Fight against it! You'll soon lose all those friends if you get into it.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • experience Distribution

    They scored 76% on experience, higher than 57% of your peers.

  • sadness Distribution

    They scored 40% on sadness, higher than 34% of your peers.

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