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Their result for The Who are You? Test ...

Bitter Intellectual

You scored 28 Horniness, 16 Boredom, 26 Anger, and 53 Intelligence!

You seem smart and perhaps all that knowledge of the world is making you really pissed off.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Horniness Distribution

    They scored 28% on Horniness, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • Boredom Distribution

    They scored 16% on Boredom, higher than 61% of your peers.

  • Anger Distribution

    They scored 26% on Anger, higher than 74% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 53% on Intelligence, higher than 46% of your peers.

All possible test results


Nothing wrong with you. You are probably well balanced and perfectly content with your life. Read more


You are most likely more intelligent and observant than most people. Read more


Woah! Back up buddy. Didn't mean to upset you. Read more

Bitter Intellectual

You seem smart and perhaps all that knowledge of the world is making you really pissed off. Read more


I'm so sorry you took this. You must not have enjoyed it much. Read more


Hmm... Are you a teacher? I suddenly feel like I'm being judged.... Read more


Please don't hurt me! I really didn't mean to upset you with this test! Read more

Evil Genius

You must be very frustrated with the world. Life seems too slow for you and it's pissing you off. Read more

Porn Star

Sex seems to interest you a lot, but you don't seem desperate. You must be really satisfied with your life. Read more

Sex Therapist

Sex seems to interest you a lot and you would love to share your knowledge with the world. Read more

Caged Rat

You probably want to be free and have fun with your life but something is holding you back and making you bitter. Be free! Read more

The Victim

I'm sorry if your life has been hard. Things have happened and your bitter. But maybe things will get better for you and you can have the freedom you desire. Read more

Lonely Guy

I'm guessing you're probably a man (if you're not I'm terribly sorry..) You'd like to enjoy life but you're just waiting for the right time. Read more

Lonely Girl

I'm guessing you're probably a woman (if you're not I'm terribly sorry...) You'd like to enjoy life but you're just waiting for the right time. Read more

Bitter and Alone

You must not enjoy life must. I'm guessing you're probably under the age of 20. Maybe things will get better for you. Read more

The Beast

You are unstoppable. You are probably multi-talented and dangerous. Read more

Sex Freak

You definitely have an obsession. You probably didn't even read the answers that didn't have something sexual buried in it. You need to get laid... And if you are getting laid then you must be one hel... Read more

The God/Goddess

Horny and intelligent. In the bed you are probably a master. All your lovers bow at your prowess. Read more

The Criminal

The prospect of dating someone like you would probably be scary for most. You're probably a very physical person and like getting what you want. Probably not the most giving lover. Read more

Crime Boss

You are a crime boss. And you get off on it to. All the women you want, lackeys to kill whoever pisses you off, and the brains to manage it. Read more

The Masturbater

You probably have a pretty sizable porn collection and spend most of your time with it. But you are probably happy this way. Read more

Hopeless Romantic

For many people you would be a dream. You are probably a great lover but are very casual. You can wait for the man/woman who truly pleases your senses. Read more

Angry Masturbater

You must lust after and hate the members of your preferred gender. You would love to have sex with someone but you probably are so disgusted with the idea. Loosen up. Read more

The Extremist

You are intense that's for sure. Although you probably don't care. And that's what makes you interesting. You may not enjoy your life but I bet other people do. Read more

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