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The Jock/Cheerleader

30% chance of survival!

This character is simply there to be killed. The jock contributes nothing in the way of comic relief or suspense. These two are usually dating and therefore are almost always involved in the necessary horror movie sex scene. In fact, they may be killed as a result of said scene. The cheerleader is always blonde, always says the most obvious thing, and has a voice so deafeningly screechy that it could cut through a water buffalo. But then again, she does take her top off.


Congratulations. You died first!


All possible results:


The Black Guy

The Horror Aficionado

The Hero/Heroine

The Killer


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  • Survival Distribution

    They scored 30% on Survival, higher than 1% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Jock/Cheerleader

This character is simply there to be killed. The jock contributes nothing in the ... Read more

The Black Guy

Look, I think the whole "the black guy always dies first" stereotype in horror fi... Read more

The Horror Aficionado

Sometimes known as "the wise guy" or "the totally platonic best friend". This cha... Read more


This character is usually female, tall, dark haired, and virginal. The heroine is... Read more

The Killer

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