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The Stage Dancer

72% Pop, 39% Alternative, 78% Rap, and 28% Metal

Congratulations!  You're the Stage Dancer! 

We've got a good handle on what you listen to, and it's obvious you believe there's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.  Seriously, your music is the stuff of stripper poles, tables at weddings, music videos, and making with the love.  Your knowledge spans all music with a beat and a pretty face, be it hip-hop, R&B, pop vocalists... basically whatever that DJ at the local high school dance is spinning.  And that's all you need in life.  Have you ever tried to grind to Nirvana?  How about Cannibal Corpse?  See what I mean?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Pop Distribution

    They scored 72% on Pop, higher than 85% of your peers.

  • Alternative Distribution

    They scored 39% on Alternative, higher than 45% of your peers.

  • Rap Distribution

    They scored 78% on Rap, higher than 90% of your peers.

  • Metal Distribution

    They scored 28% on Metal, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • Humor Distribution

    They scored 0% on Humor, higher than 32% of your peers.

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