Broken Magic 8-Ball
You are the Broken Magic 8-Ball. You only ever answer with 'yes', getting yourself into all sorts of bedlam. Then, three months down the track, you have an unexpected change of heart - or half the fluid seeps out of you - and you begin repeatedly telling everyone that "the answers are closer than you realise". Everyone mistakes your constantly cryptic answers for profundity.
SEEK: People with really bad short-term memory. Philosophers who drink heavily. They'll worship you.
AVOID: Bad stand-up comedians.
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