Footprint on the Ceiling
You are the Footprint on the Ceiling. Nobody knows how the fuck you got there, but they're keeping you around just because you're so fucking unexpected that it amuses everyone. You're what people make up stories about to make you sound interesting. Secretly, they're jealous that you probably are interesting - or at least a lot more mysterious than they are.
SEEK: Gamers. Night-shift workers. Anyone else who typically leaves the lights off.
AVOID: Tall people. Clean-freaks. Anyone who enters a room and immediately comments on the room's 'energy'.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
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