You are the Incorrect Subtitles. You are the words "Evaluate my rosy container!" that appear onscreen during a French couple's love scene. You're thoroughly entertaining to be around, but friends and peers have no idea what you're actually trying to say.
SEEK: People who look slightly lost when anyone speaks to them.
AVOID: Film nerds.
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