You are the Watermelon Fight! More carefully planned than an ordinary food fight, but much more capable of causing really serious injuries that everyone else was too stupid to foresee. Everyone will forgive you in the end, anyway, because you just taste so damn refreshing!
SEEK: Bodies of water. You'll last longer.
AVOID: Hard surfaces. People with good amounts of upper body strength.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
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