Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 50% port wine jelly. 41% vindiction. 55% chin fuzz. 52 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Glitterball. You spin. And spin. And spin some more. People like you because you're shiny and reflective, and you are one of the rare creatures capable of making people spin on the spot with their arms stretched above their heads. You don't do a lot else, but damn, you make the place look pretty.
SEEK: Anyone wearing glow-sticks or neon clothing. Roller discoes.
AVOID: Vertigo sufferers. Severe epileptics.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 50% on port wine jelly, higher than 34% of your peers.
They scored 41% on vindiction, higher than 8% of your peers.
They scored 55% on chin fuzz, higher than 58% of your peers.
They scored 52% on vacuums, higher than 62% of your peers.
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