Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 45% port wine jelly. 46% vindiction. 58% chin fuzz. 56 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Ghost Town. Once, some time ago, you were where the party happened. Nobody knows why or when things changed, but these days the closest you get to a party is the blind lady who speaks in tongues and throws pebbles in the general direction of drifters who pass through.
SEEK: Really good interior designers, publicists or advertising moguls.
AVOID: Tumbleweeds. Demolitionists.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 45% on port wine jelly, higher than 20% of your peers.
They scored 46% on vindiction, higher than 20% of your peers.
They scored 58% on chin fuzz, higher than 65% of your peers.
They scored 56% on vacuums, higher than 75% of your peers.
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