Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 50% port wine jelly. 57% vindiction. 42% chin fuzz. 41 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Faulty Compass. You keep telling people the same things until they're ready to throw you across the room. Fortunately you're not usually likely to be in an enclosed space, so you won't hit a wall, and they seem to eventually form some sort of strange attachment to your blind faith. You pick a direction and run with it, no matter what. You also cracked a long time ago.
SEEK: Anyone whose house you had trouble finding anyway.
AVOID: People with really full-looking bags. You've got no idea what else might be in there...
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 50% on port wine jelly, higher than 34% of your peers.
They scored 57% on vindiction, higher than 58% of your peers.
They scored 42% on chin fuzz, higher than 22% of your peers.
They scored 41% on vacuums, higher than 27% of your peers.
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