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Porn Star

I scored 86 on the Horniness test!

You love the sex. it may not me the driving force in your life, but it's pretty important to you. You are one horny little bugger ain't ya?. Yes you are!, you really really are!. What are you doing tonight?, wear something tight, I'll pick you up at eight. Just leave the midgets at home this time, okay?.

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    They scored 86% on horniness, higher than 93% of your peers.

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Sexual Sloth

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Bucka Bow!

You enjoy the feel of a good long hard screw. You're willing to do just about anything to get it, but not quite. In school you were the adventurous one, and today is no different. But you're not quite... Read more


Slut is a GOOD thing. Means you'll sleep with just about anyone. Everyone is fair game. And thanks to people like you, everyone has a chance at getting laid. Now get your hands out of your pants. Now ... Read more

Porn Star

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Sex Addict

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Complete FREAK

You literally LIVE for the orgasm. You could care less about anything other than cumming. You enjoy a good screw, and then when you're done, you enjoy another good f**k. And once that's finished, noth... Read more

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