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Their result for The Sexologists Kink Assessment Test ...

Uber Skank

92 Experience and 95 Adventurousness!

WOW! I like you. You are the reason sodomy laws were invented.

You are also the reason they are now being repealed.

Congratulations, You’ve been around the block a few (hundred) times. You’ve done a lot of super kinky stuff, and probably liked it.

I'll bet your partners (if you're not too much for them) are giddy that they've found someone so creative and experimental in bed (or at the very least - submissive).

You live a rich and varied sex life. Just stay safe and keep it up.

Pun intended.

And, If you are a woman –  call me. ;)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Experience Distribution

    They scored 92% on Experience, higher than 67% of your peers.

  • Adventurousness Distribution

    They scored 95% on Adventurousness, higher than 71% of your peers.

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