Desperate for action, but willing to settle for watching other people score instead. You, my friend, are destined not for Porn Stardom, although you may become a star customer at your local seedy video store. Although from the looks of the clerk behind the grimy cash register with his chewed up cigar and stained wife-beater attire, I can't say I'd be interested in whatever perks that'll bring you.
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