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Their result for The Zombie Defender Ranking Test ...


You are 57% qualified to survive, 57% qualified to lead, and 57% informed on the zombie threat!

You've got decent skills to survive and decent skills to command, landing you squarely in the middle. You have no idea of the bigger picture, but as long as you follow the chain of command, you should be fine.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Common Sense Distribution

    They scored 57% on Common Sense, higher than 9% of your peers.

  • Leadership Distribution

    They scored 57% on Leadership, higher than 41% of your peers.

  • Specific Info Distribution

    They scored 57% on Specific Info, higher than 26% of your peers.

All possible test results


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Dead for no reason

You have a good idea of the zombie threat, but for some reason you decided to ignore it in favor of dying. Great job, slick. Read more


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Technical Specialist

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You're a brilliant leader! Just not when it comes to zombies or staying alive. You'll probably be in charge of keeping everyone fed, where you'll do just fine. Just hope the rest of us can keep you aw... Read more


You're great when it comes to managing things, especially zombies. You have terrific leadership skills, and can plan out the most difficult operations with a high degree of competance. Of course you'd... Read more


You've got the most basic skills to survive, but not much else. You'll be great if other people tell you what to do, but let's hope you're not left on your own too long. Good luck, grunt! Read more

Feild Specialist

You may not be much good at command, but your excelent understanding of the zombie threat makes you a perfect addition to any squad. Adequite survival skills mean you don't have to be baby-sat as well... Read more


You've got decent skills to survive and decent skills to command, landing you squarely in the middle. You have no idea of the bigger picture, but as long as you follow the chain of command, you should... Read more


You've got an excelent grasp of the situation and a good head on you, and you're not bad at leadership, either. True, you may not be the best at survival, but you're passable, and needed in the front ... Read more

Tactical Advisor

You're okay with survival skills, but where you really excell is at commanding. Unfourtionately you have no idea what you're doing when it comes to zombies, so stick to the manuvers an you'll do some ... Read more


A brilliant commander with a good head on you, and decent survival skills to boot, you're smart enough to be in command and tough enough to be close to the action. You can always improve on those surv... Read more


You need to be told what to do every step of the way, but once you've got a weapon in hand and your orders are understood, you're tend to survive more then die. Read more

Private Specialist

You're just tough enough for the front lines, and you know a thing or two about the zombie threat, as well. You're awful at command, sure, but don't let that stop you. Read more


You have aspirations of command, but you've got a ways to go. For now, your lack of knowladge about the situation holds you back, and despite being half-decent at command, you're sticking to the grunt... Read more


With excelent survival skills and a complete understanding of the situation, you're adept at coordinating the command of small squads. You're just bairly tough enough to put into the feild, but not th... Read more


You're great at drilling people in the art of war, but fairly awful at understanding zombies. I'm sure you could go out there and make quite a dent, but you're more valuible teaching the way of the gu... Read more

Feild General

You're the one in the middle of everything, running the show. With a good head on you for survival, you've got the guts to take command from the front row, and the excelent understanding and leadershi... Read more

Commando II Class

You're a survivor, pure and simple. You don't know what the hell is going on, or what to do with those around you, but when you're told, you're the best of the best at coming out alive, time and time ... Read more

Commando First Class

You're the best of the best at survival, and you're an expert on the situation at hand. You work best alone, and so, you work alone. You're an invaluible part of any squad, and so long as you're not e... Read more


You've got the basic leadership skills and excelent survival skills to direct those on the front lines, so long as you've got the information on what's going on from those around you. Read more

Lieutenant Commander

You're a hardcore survivor with a perfect grasp of the situation, and an excelent grasp of command. You command those around you and keep an eye on the bigger picture with ease, and have nothing to fe... Read more

Special Forces

While you may not fully understand the situation you're in, you have the know-how, survival skills, and leadership skills to come out alive and on top every time. You're perfect for commanding disorga... Read more


The orgional hardcore survivor, your superb survival skills, unrivaled leadership skills, and complete knowladge of the situation around you renders you a natural leader. Left alone, you not only surv... Read more

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