So, how'd you do?
WOW. I'm not much for swearing myself, but you're REALLY well-behaved. Good on you, you've managed to get through life without having your use of the English language tarnished by foulness! Just a helpful hint: swearing all the time is definitely a bit boring, but pulling one out every once in a while can pack a nice punch. Don't be afraid to use a little rough language on occasion, just to show that you mean business.
What occasion, I hear you ask? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me. Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, punched, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement!
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Finally, a fun link for those of you interested in brushing up on your swearing skills: click here to view The "Alternative" English Dictionary
Most of the answers from the final section of the test are available through that link, but for those of you who can't be bothered (and for the answers I got from elsewhere), here's the truth about a few dirty words...
Q20: 'Bollocks' is originally an English term.
Q21: Oh yeah, and it means 'balls.'
Q22: 'Cocksmoker' first came from Canada, believe it or not.
Q23: To 'blow one's wad' does NOT mean to lose one's temper. It can mean to ejaculate, or to spend all of one's money. In certain circumstances, the term would be appropriate for both of those things at once.
Q24: '69,' or 'sixty-nine,' refers to mutual oral sex: two people going down on each other simultaneously.
Q25: To 'ranch' means to ejaculate.
Q26: The original form of 'poppycock' - the Dutch 'pappekak' - means 'watery shit.'
Q27: Pirate Pete was playing with his 'scallywag,' or penis.
Q28: Pirate Pete was 'muff diving' by going down on Wendy.
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