Their result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...
Sting is very disappointed in you.
Look, all the hard selling in the world won't do you any good if you can't close the deal. That was a business metaphor.
It doesn't do you any good to hit the ball deep into left field and then trip and fall on your face before you even get to first. That was a sports metaphor.
There's no point in initiating sexual intercourse if you achieve orgasm and discharge your semen before you can even get your weenus in the cooter. That was not a metaphor.
You're at around the midpoint of human carelessness. While you probably don't take the large risks, you tend to forget about the little things sometimes. You get caught up in the moment and before you know it the consequences are squirting out.
Calamities you missed out on, from least to worst:
- Wrong Hole
- Flaccid Cock
- Unwanted Pregnancy
- Broken Penis
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 14% on Carelessness, higher than 79% of your peers.
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