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Somewhat Useless

You know 35% Useless Info!

You're in the "average" range, but considering this is USELESS knowledge, I hope you looked up the answers, if not, you just know alot of random shit for no reason. By chance, you may just have guessed correctly enough to score this high, which is what I would have done. Congratulations.

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Q:What in your house, on average, has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet?
A: Office Desk

Q:What animal is known for looking up during a rainstorm, and has been known to drown as a result?
A: Turkey

Q:What were the Pittsburgh Steelers originally called?

Q:Which food product is an ingrediant in dynamite?

Q:In 1659, What state was it illegal to Celebrate Christmas?
A: Massachusetts

Q:Who is the world's largest toy distributer?
A: McDonalds

Q:In what city's hospital did workers get suspended for betting on when patients would die?
A: Las Vegas

Q: How many years after the can, was the can opener invented?
A: 48

Q: You are more likely to get attacked by a ____ than a shark.
A: Cow

Q: The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on what research in 1993?
A: Pickle

Q:Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in what kind of stores?
A: Tropical Fish

Q: Which one of these animals can breathe through their butts?
A: Turtles

Q: What kills more people annually than plane crashes.

Q:McDonalds calls frequent buyers of their food heavy users.
A: True

Q: The average criminal sentence length is 137 years in _______?
A: Colombia

Q: The first man to distill bourbon whiskey in the United States was a _______________, in 1789
A: Baptist Preacher

Q: In what state is it illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church?
A: Alabama

Q: In Seattle, women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic ________ in jail.
A: 6 Months

Q: In Hood River, Oregon it is illegal to juggle without what?
A: A License

Q: In what state do birds have the right of way on all highways?
A: Utah

Q: In what state is it illegal for a man to wear of any kind of strapless gown?
A: Florida

Q: Shannon Hoon, the now-dead lead singer of blind melon was a backup singer for who on their "Use You Illusion" CD?
A: Guns N' Roses

Q: The last playboy centerfold to have staples in it was published in 1985. The Model was ________.
A: Venice Kong

Q: Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were freshman roomates at what college?
A: Harvard

Q: The first song played on the radio during operation desert storm was ________ by The Clash.
A: Rock The Casba

Q: Hang On Sloppy is the original rock song of what state?
A: Ohio

Q: The average chocolate bar has 8 _________ in it.
A: Insect's Lengs

Q: The germs present in human feces can pass through up to ____ layers of toilet paper.
A: 10

Q: In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 ________.
A: Penises

Q: An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain ___ pubic hairs.
A: 12

Q: Annually you will shake hands with 11 ________ who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
A: Women

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Useless Info Distribution

    They scored 35% on Useless Info, higher than 26% of your peers.

All possible test results

A Little Useless

You're about where I am. I would guess on every question in this test because I don't have the patience to look anything up. In this game, the lowest score is the highest score. So congratulations, yo... Read more

Somewhat Useless

You're in the "average" range, but considering this is USELESS knowledge, I hope you looked up the answers, if not, you just know alot of random shit for no reason. By chance, you may just have guesse... Read more

Really Useless

You know alot of useless shit, and now, so do I. I wonder if you actually searched this shit, cause if not, knowing all of the answers is kinda creepy. If you searched everything, you were prob just k... Read more

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