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The Love Bird

You scored 54% carnal, 26% intelectual, and 68% emotional.

You are the Love Bird

You've got a little passion to show, and a lot of emotion to go around. Life's grand mysteries don't trouble you, so cuddle up some where cozy with the one you love, and just enjoy.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • carnal Distribution

    They scored 54% on carnal, higher than 41% of your peers.

  • intelectual Distribution

    They scored 26% on intelectual, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • emotional Distribution

    They scored 68% on emotional, higher than 71% of your peers.

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The Bird

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The Spirit Emotion

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The Computer

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The Companion

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The Dreamer

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The Android

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The Grey

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The Angel

You are the Angel Your true nature is as a being of pure spirit. Powerful emotion and powerful intellect drown out all interest in base desires, and you might just as gladly be rid of... Read more

The Furry Critter

You are the Small Furry Critter Life might suit you as a squirrel or other simple woodland creature. Life's full of needs and wants, and too short already to go risking your neck for ... Read more

The Ape

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The Love Bird

You are the Love Bird You've got a little passion to show, and a lot of emotion to go around. Life's grand mysteries don't trouble you, so cuddle up some where cozy with the one you l... Read more

The House Cat

You are the House Cat You are playful, and smart enough to get your self into more trouble. People probably project a lot more emotion on you than you are really effected by. You onl... Read more


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The Artist

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The Connoisseur

You are the Connoisseur You possess a great intellect, and have found a taste for the finer things in life, but you do not let them overshadow your intellectual pursuits. Excess emoti... Read more

The Intellectual

You are the Intellectual You are a bread of human ruled by the mind. Scientist, writer, social architect, historian. Though your reason governs you, you have not set aside the other ... Read more

The Fae

You are the Fae Be you elf, or faerie, or just a greater form of human you are possessed of great intellect and profound emotion. You are likely of at least some artistic inclination,... Read more

The Wild Thing

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The Wolf

You are the Wolf You are a creature of the wild, but still loyal to your pack. Take care that you don't let your desires get the better of you though, you still have a heart to hurt. Read more

The Passionate Lover

You are the Passionate Lover You probably have too much desire for your own good, and a tendency to leap without looking, all to sure you can land on your feet. Take care for many who... Read more

The Hedonist

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The Nymph

You are the Nymph You are mostly human, with loves and intellectual concerns, but desires rule you. Find some one who will treat you well, and keep up with your wants and you'll do fi... Read more

The Dark Elf

You are the Dark Elf You aren't evil, not necessarily any way. You definitely don't act without thinking, much as wild emotions and base desires tempt you. You have great potential, ... Read more

The Panther

You are the Panther You have a keen wit, and know well how to get what you want. No creature dares deny the calm solitary ruler of these jungles their desire. Emotions are over rated... Read more

The Lion

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The High Elf

You are High Elf You my friend are more than human, and a force to be reckoned with. Unlike a mere mortal you are not simply between the apes and angles, but rather the pinnacle of bo... Read more

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