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Their result for The Socks Test ...

Suricata suricatta

You scored 63 simplicity, 41 sensuality, and 52 boldness!

Oh, the mild-mannered meerkat. You are social. You are somewhat unique. With your 4 toes, you are the basis for many cartoon digits. You are bold when you must be; you are domestic when you must be. Right in the middle. Many humans could learn a thing or two from you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • simplicity Distribution

    They scored 63% on simplicity, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • sensuality Distribution

    They scored 41% on sensuality, higher than 52% of your peers.

  • boldness Distribution

    They scored 52% on boldness, higher than 74% of your peers.

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